most of the internet being dependent on one service is great when that service shits itself and nothing at all works any more

McTominay! How about that!?

Freeing your talent from the maelstrom of confusion at Man Utd must be a helluva drug

Help I have a cat on me

Troy Parrott sent Ireland flying! 🦜

And how about that Haaland guy? Quality in front of goal has kept these WC 2026 qualifiers interesting

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

Has Guardiola knocked Ferguson right off his perch yet or are the talking heads pretending otherwise?

I'll be director general of the BBC I can generally direct things pretty well I think

Is “alignment” simply giving religion to robots and machines?

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

Comical that this Real Madrid team got put to the sword in their derby and were ground out by a subpar Liverpool

Yet Barça, albeit injury laden, struggled to extract any points from them in the Clásico