abourgeois.bsky.social
@abourgeois.bsky.social
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Trump’s admin wants to “win the storytelling contest.”

If you missed it, @pablo.show’s interview is up now on Substack.
https://contrarian.substack.com/p/the-evolutions-of-a-grifter-former
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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"i like the NFL because college football is too unpolished and messy" explain this you liar
October 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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the little mysteries
September 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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GOOD NEWS: The 2025 #MACtion preview episode, free for all, is in your podcast feeds right now
July 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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"The Chiefs dynasty is more annoying than the Patriots ever were" is crazy talk for several reasons, one of them being that the Patriots dynasty forced regular people to think about Boston
January 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I wish the writer Melvin Durslag was still alive to witness a Pop Tart be put to death in a toaster at the end of a bowl game.
December 31, 2024 at 3:28 AM
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me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
I have to take an annual fire safety training for work, and I am reminded that I asked some of the folks who manage these things how they evacuate the NICU and apparently they have vests you can load up with babies
December 21, 2024 at 1:18 PM
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Researching and reporting my story about how truly horrible Facebook has become genuinely rattled me, and changed how I looked at the internet permanently. It's important to understand how messed up they are.

www.wheresyoured.at/killingfaceb...
November 28, 2024 at 1:44 AM