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New podcast out now! We are joined by @michaelswaim.bsky.social & @abeepp.bsky.social to help us review an episode that starts with Sea Captain looking for treasure & ends with Bart & Lisa exposing secrets of a sinister STEM school!
Links in bio or search The Simpsons Index on the good podcast apps.
October 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Me and @abeepp.bsky.social doing a pod together??? That's like that time George and Elaine hung out alone! This one is REALLY fun, so listen up, you precious freaks!
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JHCF 102: Abe Epperson | Jeff May
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September 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Honored to host @thatbilloakley.com on the latest SIMPSONS TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING!

WHAT YOU KNOW

He wrote steamed hams and many other eps!
Also EP for years!
Creator of Mission Hill!

WHAT YOU DON'T

Bizarre burgers!
Unique regional foods!
Hey remember The Mullets?

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How One Simpsons Joke Made Bill Oakley Famous 30 years Later | Simpsons Taught Me Everything
YouTube video by Cracked
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July 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
SMALL BEANS TALK OVER MOVIES STARTS IN 20 MINUTES
July 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
is bae a thing? I just thought everyone was misspelling my name.
July 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Oh dag we brought back movie night. better get your movie clothes on. www.patreon.com/posts/movie-...
Movie Night on Monday!!! | Small Beans
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June 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I've got a lot of questions about how Small Beans was formed. I figured I'd show some early footage.
June 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Had a great conversation with @abeepp.bsky.social about movies!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY4d...
What is the future of movies? Are AI and IP killing the film industry? Check out the latest episode of TRASH TALK with @djtalkstrash.bsky.social and special guest @abeepp.bsky.social! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY4d...
June 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
been calling people "sacks" for two days now and am happy to report that I called my therapist to tell them that I will no longer be needing their services
May 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I can attest that this is Michael Swaim's love language. He is doing mouth love here.
Please allow me to blow your mind with 457 things you missed in Arrested Development! This is one of those content situations where watching it today directly helps me feed my kid, which is my compelling new call to action format.

So you know, if you have the time!

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Why Arrested Development Was Even Smarter Than You Realize | Michael Swaim's Joke Math
YouTube video by Cracked
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April 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if god were to ask me what's your best sunday, I'd probably say dunks and feel pretty good about it.
April 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
look, televised halftimes don't have to be what they are. we could come together and make them just wall to wall dunks
April 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i simply do not know what a foul is (nba basketball)
April 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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BIG THANK YOU to the Kings Among Beans who helped Small Beans finally crack 1k reviews on the apple podcasting app. Rumor has it this is or was a delineation point that will get us served more, but algos change constantly so it could mean nothing! This diminishes the size of the THANKS not a whit.
April 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
the @michaelswaim.bsky.social Cracked retrospective made me realize in the comments that some folks had problems finding all 6 episodes of Marvels of the Science so I put together a playlist. They're like 2-4 minutes each. Enjoy.
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Marvels of the Science - YouTube
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April 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
what if michael mann during Heat was like fuck it al pacino is robocop because we got close
April 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I've never once flinched or winced at a joke so I guess no gag reflex
March 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
did borderlands win
March 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
what claim does your piety have on my deference
Deadwood - Langrishe and Shaughnessy
YouTube video by BorschtKilmeister
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February 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
hell yeah this is my kind of spam
February 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
it's wild that mass media has commoditized "the system is broken." like pill ads that appeal to how food companies have poisoned you. your doom scrolling is justified. halftime shows about how america is broken. not wrong, just some serious whiplash.
February 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
i love when they come back to all the old guys from the halftime report after the halftime show but now they've taken their desk away.
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i hope kendrick lamar's "surprise" for the halftime show is he just brings out eugene levy
February 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
there are two football ads: famous actor with cg terrifies you and "don't you love your family?"
February 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM