Abby
abbypschirer.bsky.social
Abby
@abbypschirer.bsky.social
🎀✨ but in a liberal way.
It's 8am, why is greasy Pete Hegseth on my TV screaming.
June 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Kyle Cook is too old for Summer House.
March 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
At what point do we stop saying "it may be a constitutional crisis." And just say it is a constitutional crisis?
February 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Poor Greenland, she keeps telling that man no and he just won't leave her alone.
February 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Put the people who made the coffee mate tongue commercial in prison
February 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This #Superbowl Sunday I've learned... We truly have a Botox epidemic in this country.
February 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Poor Tom Brady really just has zero personality.
February 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Nice to see Bill Belichick got his child bride a cameo in a #Dunkin commercial. #superbowl
February 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If I keep having to see #Trump, I'll just watch the halftime show on TikTok and YouTube the commercials. #superbowl
February 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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🎯
February 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Does everyone in the US have the #flu right now? 🤧
February 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I hope Harrison Butker gets Norovirus this weekend.

#superbowl
February 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
No but like, I really don't want to be an American anymore. 😂
February 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Elon Musk is literally the only person in the world who went on a GLP-1 and ended up with a worse body.
January 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Don't blame me, I voted for that smart lady who seemed nice and had a clever plan to cut my grocery bill.
January 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The New WH Press Secretary being from Hampton Beach is really everything I need to know about her, and it really explains a lot.

#NewEngland
January 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I want the Eagles to win just because I don't want Brittany or Jackson Mahomes to feel joy.

#superbowl
January 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
A win is a win.
January 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Today we launched a website to track how much orange assface plays golf. We’re guessing this thing is gonna get a workout! Bookmark it. Enjoy! More: TrumpGolfTrack.com
Trump Golf Track
Tracking the number of days President Donald Trump spends his second term playing golf.
TrumpGolfTrack.com
January 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Pete Hegseth looks hungover.
January 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Idk, I understand it wants to be called the Gulf of America, but I just don't agree with that woke stuff and I'll be calling it by its birth name, the Gulf of Mexico.
January 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Sorry buddies but we're not stupid
January 22, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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BREAKING: FEDERAL JUDGE TEMPORARILY BLOCKS TRUMP'S BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP EXECUTIVE ORDER
January 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM