Aaron Woofter
@aaronwoofter.bsky.social
"You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons."
he almost got 3 steps in
December 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
he almost got 3 steps in
they are as certain of a catch as MLB is of a check swing or a balk.
December 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
they are as certain of a catch as MLB is of a check swing or a balk.
cracks me up that the NFL doesn't know what a catch is.
December 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
cracks me up that the NFL doesn't know what a catch is.
The top of Kwan's batting helmet is gonna be covered in pine tar.
December 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The top of Kwan's batting helmet is gonna be covered in pine tar.
Clemens also groomed a teenager. No wonder 45/47 is such a fan.
December 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Clemens also groomed a teenager. No wonder 45/47 is such a fan.
You are do definitive.
Sometimes guys just lose stuff bc of shoulder injury and never get it back. Surgery or not, maybe the Rays don't see it coming back.
Sometimes guys just lose stuff bc of shoulder injury and never get it back. Surgery or not, maybe the Rays don't see it coming back.
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
You are do definitive.
Sometimes guys just lose stuff bc of shoulder injury and never get it back. Surgery or not, maybe the Rays don't see it coming back.
Sometimes guys just lose stuff bc of shoulder injury and never get it back. Surgery or not, maybe the Rays don't see it coming back.
Shoulder is not elbow
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Shoulder is not elbow
Is he healthy?
He had something with his arm last offseason right?
He had something with his arm last offseason right?
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Is he healthy?
He had something with his arm last offseason right?
He had something with his arm last offseason right?
She’ll be blonde in a week
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
She’ll be blonde in a week
“And that’s not John Cena”
December 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
“And that’s not John Cena”
This is a better skeet than its number will suggest.
December 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This is a better skeet than its number will suggest.
I googled that doctor.
He has a website.
It’s a bad situation.
(I’m an MD)
He has a website.
It’s a bad situation.
(I’m an MD)
December 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I googled that doctor.
He has a website.
It’s a bad situation.
(I’m an MD)
He has a website.
It’s a bad situation.
(I’m an MD)
Funny part is how they hid the ballsack red light therapy device in his pants
December 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Funny part is how they hid the ballsack red light therapy device in his pants
How in the wide world
of sports did Atlanta let him sign anywhere else?
of sports did Atlanta let him sign anywhere else?
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
How in the wide world
of sports did Atlanta let him sign anywhere else?
of sports did Atlanta let him sign anywhere else?
We took my indoor-outdoor turned indoor-only knucklehead cat to see his girlfriend on the day our neighbors had to put her down.
The neighbors said the visit meant the world to them and to little Bella.
The neighbors said the visit meant the world to them and to little Bella.
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
We took my indoor-outdoor turned indoor-only knucklehead cat to see his girlfriend on the day our neighbors had to put her down.
The neighbors said the visit meant the world to them and to little Bella.
The neighbors said the visit meant the world to them and to little Bella.
This is adorable but that cat has *murder* on its mind.
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is adorable but that cat has *murder* on its mind.
His definitive biography will be called The Snake.
We knew he was a snake when he was voted in. Twice.
He told us. Often:
We knew he was a snake when he was voted in. Twice.
He told us. Often:
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
His definitive biography will be called The Snake.
We knew he was a snake when he was voted in. Twice.
He told us. Often:
We knew he was a snake when he was voted in. Twice.
He told us. Often:
A lot of times I am on vacation.
I am not currently on vacation.
I am not currently on vacation.
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
A lot of times I am on vacation.
I am not currently on vacation.
I am not currently on vacation.
King Latifah Returns to America to Reclaim His Bride.”
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
King Latifah Returns to America to Reclaim His Bride.”
I have a baseball signed by Brett Butler and Cory Snyder in blue ballpoint because my aunt was sweet enough to snag a HR ball from Cleveland’s batting practice.
Also Len Barker’s signature on the back of one of my Dad’s business cards.
Also Len Barker’s signature on the back of one of my Dad’s business cards.
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I have a baseball signed by Brett Butler and Cory Snyder in blue ballpoint because my aunt was sweet enough to snag a HR ball from Cleveland’s batting practice.
Also Len Barker’s signature on the back of one of my Dad’s business cards.
Also Len Barker’s signature on the back of one of my Dad’s business cards.
This reminds me of kids asking “Why is there no Kids’ Day?” and an adult would say “every day is Kids’ Day.”
Every year is white year.
Every year is white year.
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This reminds me of kids asking “Why is there no Kids’ Day?” and an adult would say “every day is Kids’ Day.”
Every year is white year.
Every year is white year.