Aaron Woofter
@aaronwoofter.bsky.social
"You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons."
We took my indoor-outdoor turned indoor-only knucklehead cat to see his girlfriend on the day our neighbors had to put her down.
The neighbors said the visit meant the world to them and to little Bella.
The neighbors said the visit meant the world to them and to little Bella.
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
We took my indoor-outdoor turned indoor-only knucklehead cat to see his girlfriend on the day our neighbors had to put her down.
The neighbors said the visit meant the world to them and to little Bella.
The neighbors said the visit meant the world to them and to little Bella.
His definitive biography will be called The Snake.
We knew he was a snake when he was voted in. Twice.
He told us. Often:
We knew he was a snake when he was voted in. Twice.
He told us. Often:
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
His definitive biography will be called The Snake.
We knew he was a snake when he was voted in. Twice.
He told us. Often:
We knew he was a snake when he was voted in. Twice.
He told us. Often:
loco moco, baby!
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
loco moco, baby!
Dear, Chatgpt, take Austin Butler and make him look like he was born in 1935. Add brown hair once in a while.
October 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Dear, Chatgpt, take Austin Butler and make him look like he was born in 1935. Add brown hair once in a while.
Imagine being a pitcher
September 12, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Imagine being a pitcher
