When I was a kid I did a school report on orcas. I got pulled to the side and briefly interrogated by the librarian because she had seen me type “devil fish” in the search bar.

One of his recent rants that rubbed me the wrong way was about The Hunger Games being a ripoff of Battle Royale. He names Suzanne Collins but Kōshun Takami is referred to as “the Japanese writer.” You’d think he’d be able to remember the guy’s name since he’s so passionate about it.

they hate music, they hate art, they hate artists, they hate pop, they hate the video games they play, they hate the movies they watch, like, they're just all the worst fucking people you've ever met, none of them believe in anything

they've just never had to work hard for anything, they've never had to fight for anything, they're never satisfied with their efforts, they've never had anything they wanted to fight *for*, they don't believe in anything or anyone, including themselves

I must’ve been 8 or 9. My parents had it on VHS and said I was too young to watch it so of course I waited until they were asleep.

there are real problems in the world and real people suffer constantly. you decided to pretend a chatbot gave you a child. that's a You problem.

This nightmare won’t last forever, and when it’s finally over these animals need to be dealt with on Day 1.

Appeasement is like playing dead for a polar bear. It just makes you an easier meal.

As a lowly fan badge holder I’ll be doing my best. I’m hearing things aren’t as sold out this year which gives me some hope.

Biden or Trump is gonna bite it and the other will grieve to death like those dogs in Where the Red Fern Grows.