Aaron P
@aaronpallan.bsky.social
Horror-lover 🦇, stationery-hoarder 🖋️, tea-swiller 🫖. A mostly harmless and generally convivial Canadian queer 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈. Friend to all felines. A little weird, but always SFW. (He/Him).
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What amazes me is how many people expect us to think that being born into wealth is some sort of accomplishment.
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
What amazes me is how many people expect us to think that being born into wealth is some sort of accomplishment.
Lost a bunch of weight due to Covid so I’m announcing the launch of my new look ..
Pandémique: The Look of the Emaciated
Pandémique: The Look of the Emaciated
a man in a red jacket is holding a stuffed animal while sitting in a crowd .
Alt: The villains from Zoolander looking conspiratorial
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November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Lost a bunch of weight due to Covid so I’m announcing the launch of my new look ..
Pandémique: The Look of the Emaciated
Pandémique: The Look of the Emaciated
We saw you from across the hallucinatory fever dream and we dig your vibe.
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
We saw you from across the hallucinatory fever dream and we dig your vibe.
Really enjoying the “Russian prison chic” look of my new passport photos
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Really enjoying the “Russian prison chic” look of my new passport photos
*In my best Dolly Parton voice*
“My calendar of many colours, that my company made for meeeeee.
Made only from meetings, but it followed me so urgently…”
“My calendar of many colours, that my company made for meeeeee.
Made only from meetings, but it followed me so urgently…”
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
*In my best Dolly Parton voice*
“My calendar of many colours, that my company made for meeeeee.
Made only from meetings, but it followed me so urgently…”
“My calendar of many colours, that my company made for meeeeee.
Made only from meetings, but it followed me so urgently…”
Me: This material uses Lego as a metaphor for building things and how everyone is a part of that. Also, it depersonalizes some of the spicier messaging.
Client: I don’t like it.
Me: Anticipating your hatred of fun, here is the same thing using stock photos of smiling worker drones.
C: Perfect.
Client: I don’t like it.
Me: Anticipating your hatred of fun, here is the same thing using stock photos of smiling worker drones.
C: Perfect.
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Me: This material uses Lego as a metaphor for building things and how everyone is a part of that. Also, it depersonalizes some of the spicier messaging.
Client: I don’t like it.
Me: Anticipating your hatred of fun, here is the same thing using stock photos of smiling worker drones.
C: Perfect.
Client: I don’t like it.
Me: Anticipating your hatred of fun, here is the same thing using stock photos of smiling worker drones.
C: Perfect.
The deep irony and shock that teenaged me would feel if he knew I was currently coaching some colleagues and friends on how to establish and maintain boundaries.
Of all things. Boundaries.
Of all things. Boundaries.
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The deep irony and shock that teenaged me would feel if he knew I was currently coaching some colleagues and friends on how to establish and maintain boundaries.
Of all things. Boundaries.
Of all things. Boundaries.
Mr. Rabbit is putting on his winter coat 🥼🐇
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Mr. Rabbit is putting on his winter coat 🥼🐇
I recovered from Covid and got a haircut 💇♂️
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I recovered from Covid and got a haircut 💇♂️
Neighbour: Why didn’t you answer the door when I knocked?
Me: Because I didn’t want to?
Me: Because I didn’t want to?
November 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Neighbour: Why didn’t you answer the door when I knocked?
Me: Because I didn’t want to?
Me: Because I didn’t want to?
Okay, but why do I have to wait ‽
Scorpio: You’ll wake up with a feeling of doom and ennui. Don’t be overly concerned. Eventually the sun will envelop the earth.
November 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Okay, but why do I have to wait ‽
For All Hallow’s this year I’m “a recent Covid infection.”
October 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
For All Hallow’s this year I’m “a recent Covid infection.”
I’m off work sick with a terrible cold/flu. Which means I’m in that weird liminal space between “so tired I can’t get off the couch” and “bored out of my tree.”
October 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I’m off work sick with a terrible cold/flu. Which means I’m in that weird liminal space between “so tired I can’t get off the couch” and “bored out of my tree.”
On my recent trip back home, it was confirmed that one of my uncles (of whom there are many) thinks that my mother is a witch (which he means in both a spooky and pejorative sense).
And because I am the Son of THE Witch, he’s reluctant to associate with me.
I’m not mad about it.
And because I am the Son of THE Witch, he’s reluctant to associate with me.
I’m not mad about it.
wicked witch of the west from the wizard of oz is wearing a black hat and holding a sword .
Alt: wicked witch of the west from the wizard of oz is wearing a black hat and holding a sword .
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October 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
On my recent trip back home, it was confirmed that one of my uncles (of whom there are many) thinks that my mother is a witch (which he means in both a spooky and pejorative sense).
And because I am the Son of THE Witch, he’s reluctant to associate with me.
I’m not mad about it.
And because I am the Son of THE Witch, he’s reluctant to associate with me.
I’m not mad about it.
A quiet moment in the garden before I head home.
October 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
A quiet moment in the garden before I head home.
Clifton House; supposedly haunted (can confirm) and also where I lived for a time when I was wee.
October 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Clifton House; supposedly haunted (can confirm) and also where I lived for a time when I was wee.
My uncle who, in his working days, was also in the communications field, hauled out these vintage bottles of #fountainpen ink he still had squirrelled away.
October 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
My uncle who, in his working days, was also in the communications field, hauled out these vintage bottles of #fountainpen ink he still had squirrelled away.
I’m not one for family heirlooms, but as a #fountainpen lover, I couldn't say no to my great-grandfather’s old Capwell inkstand (the clock still works, too!).
Family lore (and documents) indicate that he was gifted it after winning a sports match at Trinity in the 1930s.
Family lore (and documents) indicate that he was gifted it after winning a sports match at Trinity in the 1930s.
October 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I’m not one for family heirlooms, but as a #fountainpen lover, I couldn't say no to my great-grandfather’s old Capwell inkstand (the clock still works, too!).
Family lore (and documents) indicate that he was gifted it after winning a sports match at Trinity in the 1930s.
Family lore (and documents) indicate that he was gifted it after winning a sports match at Trinity in the 1930s.
Cold as a nun’s t*t in the wind today, but the view was worth it.
October 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Cold as a nun’s t*t in the wind today, but the view was worth it.
Staying in the house I (partially) grew up in, and remembering this banister knob when it was freshly painted.
October 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Staying in the house I (partially) grew up in, and remembering this banister knob when it was freshly painted.
Back at the homestead.
October 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Back at the homestead.
Due to a late connecting flight, I just had a very “Darjeeling Limited” experience running across the tarmac, bag in hand, onto a waiting airplane on my way to St. John’s. (Yes, they closed the door right behind me.)
a man carrying a suitcase that says ' jack ' on it
Alt: Adrian Brody runs after a moving train man carrying a suitcase.
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October 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Due to a late connecting flight, I just had a very “Darjeeling Limited” experience running across the tarmac, bag in hand, onto a waiting airplane on my way to St. John’s. (Yes, they closed the door right behind me.)
ROOOOOOOOXANNE! You don’t have to put on that red (okay, maybe fuchsia) light!
October 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
ROOOOOOOOXANNE! You don’t have to put on that red (okay, maybe fuchsia) light!