If that speaker were actually smart it’d call a memory care unit when Lil Wayne can’t recognize his own song.

Before reading the article, this is what I’d always assumed people meant by Marine Todd.

So there was a goat under the desk?

It’s an absolutely bonkers way to write (probably not the biggest problem, but I can’t get past it).

I know the bar for being a good dad is often pretty low, but “some absent fathers are great fathers” is making your kid go dig a hole so you can bury it.

Slickers

Joe Mallahan has lots of phones laying around.

Shooting the HVAC units to no effect was the highlight.

I’ve been enjoying playing Absolum with my 11 year old, though her being almost as good at me by just mashing the attack button is a bit deflating.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

They’re also making it seem like Ann Davison and Erika Evans have similar endorsements. Side note: It is bonkers to me that Adam Smith endorsed Davison - I don’t have the highest opinion of him, but I thought he was better than this.

Yes, it’s sad that he was silenced for suggesting public executions and that you can’t find his concise prose anywhere.

There was a remarkable moment in the budget committee just now where Sara Nelson asked about how arts funding is used for graffiti, as shown in this slide.

City staff outright admitted this is just the dedicated admissions tax that funds the Arts and Culture dept being diverted for graffiti.

I’m intrigued by the idea of a team being the sole participant in the World Series.

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Con Lair - Nick Cage must navigate a cave complex of hardened criminals.

Black to the Future - Chuck Berry, with the help of Doc Brown, travels through time to become his own father of rock and roll.

Clity Slickers - …nevermind