Arends
@aarendsvark.bsky.social
Broaching new frontiers in time wasting
I’m a Midwest transplant to Seattle. I work for a non-profit law office, play ultimate a bunch, and am much more of a stereotypical dad than I’m comfortable with.
I’m a Midwest transplant to Seattle. I work for a non-profit law office, play ultimate a bunch, and am much more of a stereotypical dad than I’m comfortable with.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
How I arrived in Bluesky
April 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
How I arrived in Bluesky
Drop an alien that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek
December 19, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Drop an alien that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek
Holy cats! I would not have expected Harris to have more donors from the part of rural Iowa I grew up in.
October 24, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Holy cats! I would not have expected Harris to have more donors from the part of rural Iowa I grew up in.
Saw a Tom and Jerry cartoon where Tom was dressed up like a baby and threatened with taking castor oil if he misbehaved. Then learned that forced consumption of castor oil was a torture method in fascist Italy and colonial India. I hope I never learn the historical roots of dropping anvils on heads.
October 18, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Saw a Tom and Jerry cartoon where Tom was dressed up like a baby and threatened with taking castor oil if he misbehaved. Then learned that forced consumption of castor oil was a torture method in fascist Italy and colonial India. I hope I never learn the historical roots of dropping anvils on heads.
A local plumbing and HVAC company has ads that have a cartoon dog, but the actors barely acknowledge he’s there, so I’m not sure if there’s actually supposed to be a talking dog going around suggesting water heaters or if he’s a ghost.
October 12, 2024 at 5:27 AM
A local plumbing and HVAC company has ads that have a cartoon dog, but the actors barely acknowledge he’s there, so I’m not sure if there’s actually supposed to be a talking dog going around suggesting water heaters or if he’s a ghost.
I appear to have very few videos that are not my children, but here’s tornado cleanup in central Iowa.
September 13, 2024 at 1:11 AM
I appear to have very few videos that are not my children, but here’s tornado cleanup in central Iowa.
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.
September 6, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
August 11, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
post a *perfect* album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains.
May 22, 2024 at 1:57 AM
post a *perfect* album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains.
I like my men big and cuddly. Professor Subzero all the way
January 25, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I like my men big and cuddly. Professor Subzero all the way
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
December 27, 2023 at 1:38 AM
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
“This shouldn’t be too hard to fix… with the right tools.”
October 21, 2023 at 8:30 PM
“This shouldn’t be too hard to fix… with the right tools.”
