Malda Marlys 🍉
@aardwyrm.bsky.social
sentient curio cabinet. writes sffh, spams dog nonsense. slush reader for giganotosaurus. the bird's name is rambo. hwa, codexian, ey/em
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ah, whatever's in the pantry curry, you never fail me
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
ah, whatever's in the pantry curry, you never fail me
that thing about ultraprocessed food going around is meeting lots of good opposition in the form of "well what can anyone afford" but also worth noting that ultraprocessed mostly just means... made. more than 3-4 ingredients. like yeah watch your sugars but both these cereals are ultraprocessed
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
that thing about ultraprocessed food going around is meeting lots of good opposition in the form of "well what can anyone afford" but also worth noting that ultraprocessed mostly just means... made. more than 3-4 ingredients. like yeah watch your sugars but both these cereals are ultraprocessed
students made their ecosystem posters and their art is frequently delightful but I'm not sharing that online, so instead here is the example I made them, partly as assurance that artistic panache is not part of the grade
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
students made their ecosystem posters and their art is frequently delightful but I'm not sharing that online, so instead here is the example I made them, partly as assurance that artistic panache is not part of the grade
there's some disagreement, actually, as my brother insists this poor creature's full name is tunafish mcfiddlesticks, while my mother is of the opinion that all our family dogs are surnamed jellomold, for waldo jellomold, my parents' first dog after they got married so i guess the... patriarch?
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
there's some disagreement, actually, as my brother insists this poor creature's full name is tunafish mcfiddlesticks, while my mother is of the opinion that all our family dogs are surnamed jellomold, for waldo jellomold, my parents' first dog after they got married so i guess the... patriarch?
last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
last saved meme is your moral philosophy
whoever turned this sandbag into such a worthy work of public art is the hero we need
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
whoever turned this sandbag into such a worthy work of public art is the hero we need
future me is gonna be so impressed
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
future me is gonna be so impressed
I heard we're snailposting
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I heard we're snailposting
hedonism for breakfast
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
hedonism for breakfast
every year she learns they have once again disregarded her opinion of snow
November 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
every year she learns they have once again disregarded her opinion of snow
the main entrance was still closed when we got to the forest preserve today and the absolute psychic damage dealt to this little creature by starting her walk half a mile from where she usually does in a place she's gone 2-3 times a week for five years is staggering. had to examine every inch
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
the main entrance was still closed when we got to the forest preserve today and the absolute psychic damage dealt to this little creature by starting her walk half a mile from where she usually does in a place she's gone 2-3 times a week for five years is staggering. had to examine every inch
yesterday and wednesday I was asleep pretty much all day, have advanced to the sitting up enough to watch old episodes of elementary stage, giving me a front row seat to enjoy blanket-stealing goblin activities
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
yesterday and wednesday I was asleep pretty much all day, have advanced to the sitting up enough to watch old episodes of elementary stage, giving me a front row seat to enjoy blanket-stealing goblin activities
have been home sick for 3 days and in a perfect position to observe the determined regularity with which this little goblin steals my blanket
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
have been home sick for 3 days and in a perfect position to observe the determined regularity with which this little goblin steals my blanket
if this tummy does not receive constant scritching, little dog claws will scrape loudly against the side of my chair until they resume
November 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
if this tummy does not receive constant scritching, little dog claws will scrape loudly against the side of my chair until they resume
a couple months into our curse of strahd campaign and this is the only real conclusion i've reached
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
a couple months into our curse of strahd campaign and this is the only real conclusion i've reached
used to find them kinda annoying, but i've kinda come around on aggressively over designed villain-flavored characters who don't really do anything that matters to the plot. i have to live in a world where evil incarnate comes wearing an overpriced hoodie. much prefer vibes-based antagonism
November 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
used to find them kinda annoying, but i've kinda come around on aggressively over designed villain-flavored characters who don't really do anything that matters to the plot. i have to live in a world where evil incarnate comes wearing an overpriced hoodie. much prefer vibes-based antagonism
think i've finally found my totem animal
November 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
think i've finally found my totem animal
finally on november 1st looking like fall
November 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
finally on november 1st looking like fall
the disreputable dog doesn't like to wear clothes, so her costume is subtle
October 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
the disreputable dog doesn't like to wear clothes, so her costume is subtle
oop, squirrels have been at the poor guy's eye. well. many to spare
October 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
oop, squirrels have been at the poor guy's eye. well. many to spare
I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers. —LM Montgomery
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers. —LM Montgomery
teacher tip of the day: trophic pyramid model projects make jaunty little hats for any hordes of plastic skeletons you might have lying around
October 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
teacher tip of the day: trophic pyramid model projects make jaunty little hats for any hordes of plastic skeletons you might have lying around