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Ariana Lenarsky
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Doughboys Double Tuesday! Mitch and Wiges talk theater etiquette before wrapping up Junenk: Munkin Impoddoughune with a review of MI 8: The Final Reckoning.

Big thank you to Ariana Lenarsky for this month's theme music! Check out her new album at bandwave.bandcamp.com

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June 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My album is coming out tomorrowwwwwwww
May 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
JOAN BAEZ DATED STEVE JOBS?
January 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Dreamt I slow-danced with Ben Stiller
January 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Re-watched BRICK for the eleventy-millionth time last night... ol' girl holds up!
January 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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our game is out. you can play it right now. or tonight if you want to do it authentically to vampire culture (awake at night)
Fledgling Manor is available now with a special launch discount! Please enjoy our funny, sexy, weird game about vampires, reality TV, and a metalhead from upstate New York store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/...
December 11, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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#birdbot
December 11, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Dreamt I was handed a poem entitled "Chocolate Fangs"
December 9, 2023 at 6:55 PM
Dream: I walk into a showing of Fight Club. In the back of the theater is a guy who’s never seen it before. He looks exactly like Edward Norton. “You're gonna love it,” I promise him. I guide him to a single seat and make sure he's spotlit throughout the movie.
November 10, 2023 at 5:42 PM
Dreamt Mike White wrote a song, and the chorus went "Everything is so slosh"
October 15, 2023 at 7:25 PM
I am slow-dancing with Bill Murray (young). When the song ends, he questions me: "Did you really want to do that with me?" I'm astounded he's so insecure. "We danced until the sun rose," I spit at him.
September 11, 2023 at 10:02 PM
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#birdbot
September 4, 2023 at 7:00 PM
dreamt Larry David wanted me to meet him at La Pergoletta
August 23, 2023 at 1:23 AM
I watched the sound of music last night, so my dreams were insane: I'm the city bus! Everyone is riding me! Except some people who are skeptical of riding a human bus... I'm soooo hurt they don't trust me. Can't they see how passionate I am about civic engagement?
August 21, 2023 at 5:51 PM
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If anyone's interested, you can watch the Japanese version of this for free until October: https://jff.jpf.go.jp/watch/ic2023/films/hey-our-dear-don-chan/
August 11, 2023 at 3:57 PM
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"'Oh you fucked up your career' but they're talking about the career they had in mind for me. I fucked up the house in Antigua that the record company dudes wanted to buy. I fucked up *their* career, not mine"
July 26, 2023 at 6:25 PM
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#birdbot
July 26, 2023 at 3:01 AM
My bluesky is going to be a food diary. my friend gave me chicken broth in a tupperware. I carefully drove it home while it rested on the floor of the passenger seat. Jeff chopped up cucumber into matchsticks and dropped in fennel onion garlic cilantro lime. I added tofu chunks. That's what happened
July 24, 2023 at 2:57 AM
When I merge onto the 110 I don't even look. I cruise into every trader joe's parking lot directly into an empty parking space. Every meter in Atwater village blinks green for me. When I pray to the right gods, so do the right gods pray for me.
driving in LA is easy for me. reading the signs is easy. navigating freeways and which lane goes where is easy. figuring out parking sign logic takes zero effort. a tight street with double parked cars in koreatown is a breeze to get through. when I see people struggle I feel embarrassed for them.
July 4, 2023 at 3:44 PM
A big beautiful moon is soon to rise. Be on the lookout.
July 4, 2023 at 2:29 AM
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Saturn in Ultraviolet Light

Image Credit: NASA and E. Karkoschka
May 8, 2023 at 9:26 AM
Alright I'm done fucking around. Where is Nuggets bluesky. Show yourselves
April 30, 2023 at 2:59 AM
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Reskeet if you like NBA BASKETBALLLLLLLLLL
April 28, 2023 at 10:40 PM
Nuggets fans unite
Need a signal boost to find my #NBATwitter crew… shall we call this #SkyNBA?
April 28, 2023 at 2:00 AM
April 28, 2023 at 1:51 AM