I dunno, sometimes I feel like I’m never gonna become an oligarch 😔

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Loan shark. Credit beaver. Interest rate axolotl. Late fee llama.

“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next