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A large gemini the size of a small gemini
I love iceberg videos on YouTube. Yes, tell me about a very niche topic (that I know nothing about) for two hours straight, in the background of my life
May 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Kitten has gotten very comfortable pestering the dog.
May 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Me telling ChatGPT that it would be presumptuous and disingenuous for me to comment on what it “is” and “isn’t” 😅
March 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I like having a place to yell into the void and I think it’s very freeing to know that no one cares, but I do miss the lil friend community I cultivated on bird app :/
March 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Getting told by my hairstylist (also a student) that my scalp looks good and I’m like “thanks 😌 skin is the only thing I know”
March 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If migraine auras weren’t a giant alarm for a raging headache, they’d be kinda cool. Hehehehehe weird color zigzaggies
March 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Not me thinking the construction lesbian in a reflective vest is hot 💀
March 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The way all of my loved ones live so physically far away is just so ugh.

Yes, I’m sure I could make new friends, but i miss the ones I already have. I can fill the social need, but I can never replace the person
March 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I refuse to give NYT my money but I like to play the games. I usually try to get letterboxed in two words if I can 😤
March 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Tenant before me has a birthday soon and got sent a coupon. and that’s the story of how I got free lunch on my last day of school
February 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I always liked “When my emotions ran unopposed, I felt just like Brian jones” phonetically as a lyric but bf has informed me that he is a BEACH BOY and now I think it slaps
February 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Hey girl. How are the horrors of this reality treating you?
February 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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February 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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We “beep” at them even while they are in the egg to teach them where to find us when we call them. Works surprisingly well!
February 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I wonder what form of chaos would happen if you put Toby Fox and Jack Stauber in a room together
February 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Every new technological advance feels like this: a reimagining of an old technology that worked perfectly fine but which now requires a proprietary infrastructure in order for the new iteration to work properly.
February 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Now that im rebranding as a bluesky girlie maybe its time to admit that i watch pro league of legends and talk about it lol
February 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
“High end” fashion brands charging hundreds of dollars for POLYESTER is a riot
February 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Hey, whaddup, it’s ya girl. I graduate in 2 weeks ayyyyyyeeee
February 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Crazy that people are just like…..my age…………married
May 11, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Idk why people are shocked that a custom framing job costs more than $100???
May 8, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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May 5, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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A few years ago I was (for some reason) asked to guest-judge a children's science fair. Fear not for the future: our greatest scientific advancements are ahead of us
May 2, 2024 at 3:14 PM
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Hey could you love me unconditionally for a sec I'm tryin to see somethin
May 3, 2024 at 12:04 AM
My bf jokingly called me “girfie” one time and it stuck 😭 it’s giving Tony pizza
May 3, 2024 at 12:04 PM