Emma 🦔
@99valentines.bsky.social
CEO of having blunt bangs. Certified library lady and professional opinion haver.
House of Leaves core
December 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
House of Leaves core
Libbing out so hard rn
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Libbing out so hard rn
scaring the hoes (my coworkers) with my knowledge of radiation fad history in the US
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
scaring the hoes (my coworkers) with my knowledge of radiation fad history in the US
do you think Ben Shapiro has listened to slut pop
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
do you think Ben Shapiro has listened to slut pop
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
Assigned “looks like the kind of person who owns a witch hat” in adulthood by a kid on my teen advisory board
October 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Assigned “looks like the kind of person who owns a witch hat” in adulthood by a kid on my teen advisory board
This is a real scammer text my mom got today. I’m not gonna lie, this might have worked on me
September 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This is a real scammer text my mom got today. I’m not gonna lie, this might have worked on me
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It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed
September 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed
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If you've heard of the term "vocational awe" from me and others, Fobazi is the one who brought it to the fore.
Please give If you can. If you can't give financially, please share (and if anything, wear a mask!)
Please give If you can. If you can't give financially, please share (and if anything, wear a mask!)
Fobazi is currently in the ICU and could use your support. Apologies to those I haven’t been able to reach out to yet. You can message me for more info and I will be posting updates to GoFundMe. Please share, send healing thoughts, prayers, etc. ❤️ -Elena
gofund.me/c8485b58
gofund.me/c8485b58
Donate to Fobazi’s road to recovery: Kidney and liver transplant, organized by Ysabel Gerrard
Hello all, my name is Ysabel and I’m fundraising for my friends … Ysabel Gerrard needs your support for Fobazi’s road to recovery: Kidney and liver transplant
gofund.me
August 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If you've heard of the term "vocational awe" from me and others, Fobazi is the one who brought it to the fore.
Please give If you can. If you can't give financially, please share (and if anything, wear a mask!)
Please give If you can. If you can't give financially, please share (and if anything, wear a mask!)
the library has literally only been open for 15 minutes and I’ve already had a fully adult man in the teen area unplug our TV specifically to charge his vape
August 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
the library has literally only been open for 15 minutes and I’ve already had a fully adult man in the teen area unplug our TV specifically to charge his vape
I love If Books Could Kill because they take all the books I thought looked fucking stupid when I worked at a used bookstore and totally validate my opinion in detail
July 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I love If Books Could Kill because they take all the books I thought looked fucking stupid when I worked at a used bookstore and totally validate my opinion in detail
thinking ab the time I worked in a used bookstore and my coworker and I played coconuts by Kim Petras every time we closed the store together for like 6 months until it ended up as the #1 song on the store account’s Spotify wrapped. Retail ruled sometimes
July 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
thinking ab the time I worked in a used bookstore and my coworker and I played coconuts by Kim Petras every time we closed the store together for like 6 months until it ended up as the #1 song on the store account’s Spotify wrapped. Retail ruled sometimes
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there are so many amazing middle-grade magical novels for young readers that have come out in the last decade-ish written by people who are not hateful assholes btw, a quick sampling off the top of my head:
April 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
there are so many amazing middle-grade magical novels for young readers that have come out in the last decade-ish written by people who are not hateful assholes btw, a quick sampling off the top of my head:
The Bible says Jack and Jill, not Jack and Bill
April 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The Bible says Jack and Jill, not Jack and Bill
“fundie baby voice” but it’s just the tone I use to talk to cats
March 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
“fundie baby voice” but it’s just the tone I use to talk to cats
I will be thinking about this person for the rest of my life I fear
My petty gripe: people keep throwing food away without asking me if I want it. Of course I do!
What does it cost you to let others finish your bowl of chips at the pub? What do you gain by binning the soggy fruit salad?
www.theguardian.com
March 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I will be thinking about this person for the rest of my life I fear
no matter what happens in my life I can always take comfort in the fact I’m not from Goochland
March 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
no matter what happens in my life I can always take comfort in the fact I’m not from Goochland
spending my Friday evening neck deep in the Wikipedia article on US regional beverages and learning about insane drinks like “Dr Nut” and “Cel-Ray”
February 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
spending my Friday evening neck deep in the Wikipedia article on US regional beverages and learning about insane drinks like “Dr Nut” and “Cel-Ray”
so far my staff picks display has been an exercise in seeing how much totally weird shit I can put on it that people will check out…all I will say is that I put a book on cannibalism up and somebody checked it out within the week 👀
January 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
so far my staff picks display has been an exercise in seeing how much totally weird shit I can put on it that people will check out…all I will say is that I put a book on cannibalism up and somebody checked it out within the week 👀
there’s nothing more satisfying than weeding JK Rowling books from the library collection due to low circulation numbers 😈
January 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
there’s nothing more satisfying than weeding JK Rowling books from the library collection due to low circulation numbers 😈
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January 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!
January 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!