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Emily
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Legitimate person
I'm obsessed with Gwen, likely bc she's a @mariabamford.bsky.social character?
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I've always been turned off by conformity, i will *not* do something *because* it's popular
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I will never vote for a billionaire. For anything.
November 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I hope Blake Lively wins her hundreds of millions of dollars and gives the money to the not rich and famous women that have to deal with men's bullshit in the workplace everyday (ahem)
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Is it possible to watch Paranormal Activity without yelling "Fuck Off Micah" a hundred times? Asking for a friend
October 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This is how we win
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
August 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
You peed on it?
May 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
🥲
March 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Where does Jon meet these dope ladies
March 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Searching for "gay" and deleting every result, what could go wrong
US military firsts among the 26,000 images flagged for deletion in Trump DEI purge
References to Enola Gay aircraft and military heroes in second world war marked for removal by Pentagon
www.theguardian.com
March 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My favorite fun fact about the late great Hackman is that he wore a bald cap as lex luthor because he didn't want to shave his head.

I used to think that was weird cause he was mostly bald but balding ppl have the right to bald caps too
February 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Opportunist sees new opportunity
February 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
@jezebeldotcom.bsky.social Bringing honest headlines back to journalism
February 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If everyone leaks it's harder to find the source
Meta is renewing its threats against employees, telling them today that they will hunt for leakers and tolerate zero leaks.

Want to know how that is going? Three Meta employees who I’ve never spoken to before just cold messaged/emailed me offering me to be sources.
January 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I just saw a TV ad for Coachella. Exploring new markets I guess
January 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
So... When's the general strike start?
January 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Let's not rebuild in Malibu and Palisades and let the coyotes and cougars have it
January 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Harrison's Law: if The Fugitive is on TV you must watch it, to completion
December 28, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Reposted by Emily
Trump's election exposed America for what it actually is, versus that fairytale we were taught.
December 12, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Reposted by Emily
The historic day when all the nation’s gay men and straight women cried out in unison: I can fix him
December 10, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Why can't we get Transition lens tech on car windows instead of fucking around with visors
November 5, 2024 at 9:38 PM
The American version of high potential is like a 30% solution of the original
October 27, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Guys I can't stop thinking about Buffins. He won most appealing expression
Buffins! From the book ‘Cats Cats Cats Cats Cats Cats’ by John R. Gilbert, 1961.
October 23, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Petition to move The Giving Tree from children's books to parenting so it finally gets it's due as a Warning To Parents about establishing boundaries
October 9, 2024 at 3:09 PM