Oh fuck off, you old bag of shit.
Schumer as a major American metro is being brutally occupied by Trump goons: "The affordability crisis will be our focus throughout 2026 because that's what the American people are demanding"
January 15, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Oh fuck off, you old bag of shit.
As someone who could easily be described as a white, affluent, stay at home, wine mom who spent her teens in the 90s east coast v west coast gangsta rap era, I love this for me.
January 13, 2026 at 7:56 PM
As someone who could easily be described as a white, affluent, stay at home, wine mom who spent her teens in the 90s east coast v west coast gangsta rap era, I love this for me.
Don’t get distracted by the stupidity. Keep your eyes on the ableism (tragedy of autism), the upcoming grifts (“cures”), and the continued blaming and shaming of women and mothers (it’s your fault your child is xyz). Don’t be surprised when epidurals, c-sections, and birth control are up next.
September 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Don’t get distracted by the stupidity. Keep your eyes on the ableism (tragedy of autism), the upcoming grifts (“cures”), and the continued blaming and shaming of women and mothers (it’s your fault your child is xyz). Don’t be surprised when epidurals, c-sections, and birth control are up next.
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My weird impossible thing I want is that I think the fox from Disney’s Robin Hood should be in more movies. Like not the voice actor (though he was awesome) or the character of Robin himself, but the nonexistent imaginary cartoon fox actor who PLAYED Robin, because that guy is the best
September 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
My weird impossible thing I want is that I think the fox from Disney’s Robin Hood should be in more movies. Like not the voice actor (though he was awesome) or the character of Robin himself, but the nonexistent imaginary cartoon fox actor who PLAYED Robin, because that guy is the best
After countless viewings, I just realized the aquarium tour scene in StarTrek 4 has 2 nuns, a naval officer, and a WW2 army guy in the tour group - like the costume department said “f it, wear whatever”
July 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
After countless viewings, I just realized the aquarium tour scene in StarTrek 4 has 2 nuns, a naval officer, and a WW2 army guy in the tour group - like the costume department said “f it, wear whatever”
Real police have their name displayed and a uniform. These are insecure small dicked cosplay wannabes
These are not police.
By law, they have to identify. If they won’t—copy their plates, call the actual police and let them know you are witnessing armed police impersonators.
By law, they have to identify. If they won’t—copy their plates, call the actual police and let them know you are witnessing armed police impersonators.
June 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Real police have their name displayed and a uniform. These are insecure small dicked cosplay wannabes
Oh, well in that case, proceed ….
REPORTER: On the president's dinner tonight, will the White House commit to making a list of the attendees public so people can see who's paying for that kind of access to the president?
LEAVITT: The president is attending it in his personal time
LEAVITT: The president is attending it in his personal time
May 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Oh, well in that case, proceed ….
Hahahahahaha! Oh Trump, you dumb dumb little man
May 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Hahahahahaha! Oh Trump, you dumb dumb little man
My MIL is telling us everyone in the 50s use to try and walk on stilts. You could check them out from their local school. Was this just a Midwest thing, or is there an entire generation who can walk on stilts and they’ve all decided to just forget to mention it to us.?
May 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
My MIL is telling us everyone in the 50s use to try and walk on stilts. You could check them out from their local school. Was this just a Midwest thing, or is there an entire generation who can walk on stilts and they’ve all decided to just forget to mention it to us.?
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"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.
Sir, please indicate in the textbook where the communism hurt you
Stephen Miller: "Children will be taught to love America. Children will be taught to be patriots. Children will be taught civic values for schools that want federal taxpayer funding ... we're gonna make sure these funds are not being used to promote communist ideology."
May 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Sir, please indicate in the textbook where the communism hurt you
They sent Martha Stewart to jail for far far less
The NYT has been doing phenomenal reporting on the blatant corruption of the Trump memecoin/crypto policy. Genuinely the most flagrant, bald-faced thing I’ve ever seen short of a politician getting sacks of cash.
Secret Deals, Foreign Investments, Presidential Policy Changes: The Rise of Trump’s Crypto Firm
World Liberty Financial has eviscerated the boundary between private enterprise and government policy in ways without precedent in modern American history. PLEASE READ AND SHARE>>>https://nyti.ms/44KUVn8
World Liberty Financial has eviscerated the boundary between private enterprise and government policy in ways without precedent in modern American history. PLEASE READ AND SHARE>>>https://nyti.ms/44KUVn8
April 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
They sent Martha Stewart to jail for far far less
“the fertilization” and “freedom seeds”
a man in a striped shirt is yawning in a bathroom .
ALT: a man in a striped shirt is yawning in a bathroom .
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March 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“the fertilization” and “freedom seeds”
Judges can be as frustrated as they want. I want to know HOW they the rulings are going to be enforced. The administration doesn’t give a shit - they’re like an angry teen telling their parents “You don’t own me! I can do what I want!”
HAPPENING NOW: A federal judge who ordered the unfreezing of USAID contract spending is voicing frustration as a Trump administration lawyer repeatedly refuses to say whether they have actually taken any steps to implement his 12-day-old order.
February 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Judges can be as frustrated as they want. I want to know HOW they the rulings are going to be enforced. The administration doesn’t give a shit - they’re like an angry teen telling their parents “You don’t own me! I can do what I want!”
I knew the Section 31 movie was going to be bad, but omg I am insulted at how bad that was
February 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I knew the Section 31 movie was going to be bad, but omg I am insulted at how bad that was
Behold, the most random thing I have ever received. It’s glorious.
December 26, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Behold, the most random thing I have ever received. It’s glorious.
This was a valid take in 1989 before the healthcare industry became the cesspit it is now
“Insurance should cover cancer and car accidents but not preventative care” is a debate we had in 2008 and the right lost it decisively.
If DOGE’s best idea on healthcare is tripling the cost of your annual welfare visits, they’re more inept and intellectually bankrupt than I thought.
If DOGE’s best idea on healthcare is tripling the cost of your annual welfare visits, they’re more inept and intellectually bankrupt than I thought.
December 14, 2024 at 1:45 AM
This was a valid take in 1989 before the healthcare industry became the cesspit it is now