The world is primed for a nc17 Macgruber sequel

The J6 officers should’ve defended the capital with firepower.

Just found out Elon’s kids are all IVF. what in 3 fucks? Does that even qualify as a breeding fetish? More a procreation fetish. I can’t imagine the amount of paperwork that goes into it.

I need the world to know that NONVERBAL passive aggression is relatively healthy behavior. It’s VERBAL passive aggression that drives people apart.
Example:

If I see a dude with a “we the people” tattoo I assume he’s a deeply closeted man.

You left twitter because an algorithm based on your own interests makes you angry??

Yes, I did. Apparently healthy human behavior involves conscious decisions outweighing unconscious cravings.

Peyton and Belichick with the effortless “riverside” teaser. Truly impressive

Anybody “still fighting” over on twitter solely cares about their follower count and you cannot convince otherwise

It used to be punishment for my parents to send me to bed at 7:30pm and now it's my life goal.

Matt Gaetz looks so weird now. As if he walked in his plastic surgeon’s office and said “I look too creepy, can you make me look more evil?”

Wtf is this bullshit overlay on my beautiful white snowfield. I dgaf where they are let me bask in the chaos!

I’m going to kill (remembers about suicide) myself

I Think You Should Leave subreddit is currently the best resistance forum on the internet

Funny how “Jesus CHRIST” has become a curse word in my mind regardless of context. I’ll hear somebody say “thanks be to Jesus Christ” and I’ll think “Jesus Christ dude, there’re kids around.

bluesky request.

do not follow or reward quote-doomers. people who quote an article and only add something like "you have no idea how bad this is" or "it's over" or "say goodbye to everything you love".

they succeed from your stress. they're bringing you down with them. stay awake; not like this.

Y’all actually watched that publicity stunt?

BlueSky should just call them “tweets/retweets”