Venza Values

Animal stereotypes are rarely unearned. I bet weasels are bastards

If you’re gonna use your voice you should just say “move that shit”

If your roommate leaves winter coats everywhere, and you designate a “winter coat closet” in your house, IT IS ACCEPTABLE to constantly and annoyingly move their coats to that closet. YOU SHOULD NOT constantly remind them how the coat closet was a “great idea.”

Actually looks pretty comfortable

No. He won the popular vote. We deserve this

Put the map down and step away

Oh yeah, I heard they redid that

Genuinely you don’t do anything that puts the ball at risk. I suspect this type of hook&ladder play may become more popular as teams practice them more, but currently coaches only resort to laterals when desperate.

I swear somebody just said this yesterday

Until next year’s harvest

I’ll often casually dismiss lyrics as corny before later realizing how beautifully poetic they are. Hozier is a good example.

My wife’s M/C tastes much better the next day. Gotta let everybody settle down in the fridge for a night.

So glad to hear this. High school safeties know this. Bowling ball the high shin before they can make a decision. Derrick Henry would probably only land a successful hurdle 10% of the time if he’s ready for it. Only the tyreeks of the world reliably evade a good sweep tackle

Always plan on 2 separate grocery trips before thanksgiving People will always forget something and that’s fine. Somebody’s gonna have to go again so learn to love it.

The Stand.