"this would fix me" and it's literally just a large pizza, someone i wanna be snuggly with, and a fun movie

if someone gave me a powerful magical katana or some suchlike I would be gracious, remembering to thank them, taking note of the blade's inscription, complimenting the steel, etc

NOOOOOOOOO i just found out tater tot passed 😔😔😔😔

does it count as stealing tweets if i post them here??

Watching Elon Musk try to be cool makes every embarrassing high school memory I have less embarrassing.

You should be allowed to call in sad to work