Microwaving a Hot Pocket takes 2 minutes (120 seconds). Google says Gemini uses 0.24 Watt-hours per prompt, about the same as using the microwave for 1 second. THEREFORE, you can either do 120 AI prompts or make 1 Hot Pocket for the same energy. AI is 1/120 Hot Pocket Units. bsky.app/profile/dave...

Update from 4 months later: authority invoked was so much weirder than expected

There is no way SCOTUS hasn’t ruled on this… is there? www.law.cornell.edu/wex/shall

Sorry, love my anonymity on here too much. But read all the books on carceral theory from OUP! They’re all great, and hopefully proofread better than mine

Here's how this could play out. Imagine a roommate is someone ICE says is a TDA member.

- 2 points for "residing" with him
- 2 points for "closely associating" with him
- 2 points for being in a "group photo"
- 2 points for "social media posts" with him.

= 8 points = sent to prison in El Salvador.

Ok but… then we have to stop talking so much shit about each other

Wait, OUP gave you marketing? They gave me a crappy auto-generated graphic that didn’t match my book. But it was #brat (as in, neon green, you know, to match the living her best life energy of my book on carceral theory)

Technically this racist trope is supposed to be face-eatingleopardistan.

Don’t know what you mean this is clearly a drone, you can tell by the blinking red light

If this isn’t a drone then what are you