Like jellyfish, If touched by a Republican, pee on it.... Most of them hate being peed on.

20 years ago if a politician accidentally saw a youngun in their spiderman underoos they would be banished to the dark place Howard Dean went for making weird sounds. as long as you're not brown, trans or believe that all people are truly created equal you can do anything your black hear desires

Ooooh ooh ooh I know this one! Complicity baby!!

Oh boy he sure does.... allegedly (definitely)

Crazy isnt it that a man with this type of relationship with a boy would want to hide files that most definitely has pictures of him in that weird-ass 1930s school boy uniform

"Grandpa, where were you when the fascists tried to take over?"

"In a frog suit air humping the shit out of those Nazis!"

Fucking Legend!!!

Crazy to think that when the speaker of the house has an ambiguous son like person who monitors his porn is so adamantly against the release of the pedo-files. Wild man, just sold.

Look at this brown nosed dum dum in his hat. Love him. A bandana would have been good but a cone hat is so much better!

I don't know how else to say this without sounding like a creep but I need to see this dog in a kerchief of some sort. Please and thank you.

And musk banged his whore wife... Or so I heard

I think it's because it's not at all about them being here "illegally" but more about them not of the "master race" I dunno, Patton don't ask me.

I don't even know what to put in these little idiots but I want them all!

I have this weird feeling they would make him drag his heavy wooden gallows to the middle of nowhere with a terribly painful hat upon his head. A couple of them would have some big spikes for some reason. There would probably be a guy that turned him in. He gets a kiss though which is nice

I'm literally jonesing for a top off. Hoping I can continue to fight back the autism again too

In a perfect world we will keep electing the oldest mother fuckers to ever roam this earth and then wait until the opposition dies to narrowly sneak legislation through in the middle of the night...

I live every day of my life in defiance of trump and I get zero recognition. Still cool for them though

I think it's adorable that you think that in the future we'll have the ability to question any of this. Hysterical. I am in love with this fan-fic