Michael McAllister
@2ems.bsky.social
Dog spoiler, coffee drinker, wanna be photographer, music lover
What was more satisfying? Jake Paul getting his jaw straight busted or Andrew Tate catching that nasty uppercut?!
December 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
What was more satisfying? Jake Paul getting his jaw straight busted or Andrew Tate catching that nasty uppercut?!
Apparently when I'm birthday drunk I text my ex and buy Madonna's Immaculate Collection on CD. One of these is excusable behavior
October 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Apparently when I'm birthday drunk I text my ex and buy Madonna's Immaculate Collection on CD. One of these is excusable behavior
I toe the line of pacifism but that AssHole Stephen Miller is fight on sight. or is Or site?I don't know I just want to punch him
October 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I toe the line of pacifism but that AssHole Stephen Miller is fight on sight. or is Or site?I don't know I just want to punch him
"We need to get into that SSA", doge
Big Balls quits Doge
Big Balls is now working at the SSA
Yep no questions here guys
Big Balls quits Doge
Big Balls is now working at the SSA
Yep no questions here guys
June 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"We need to get into that SSA", doge
Big Balls quits Doge
Big Balls is now working at the SSA
Yep no questions here guys
Big Balls quits Doge
Big Balls is now working at the SSA
Yep no questions here guys
I'm nearly 50, I have a bad hip, bad knees, and a recently repaired deviated septum. with that being said, I will fist fight ICE for people I've never and will never meet.
June 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I'm nearly 50, I have a bad hip, bad knees, and a recently repaired deviated septum. with that being said, I will fist fight ICE for people I've never and will never meet.
Never seen police work harder than when there is someone heading out to a Free Palestine rally or if somebody leaves Texas to get an abortion.
I don't know any hactivists but maybe one will see this and dedicate a few minutes to ruining that cops life or whatever?
I don't know any hactivists but maybe one will see this and dedicate a few minutes to ruining that cops life or whatever?
June 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Never seen police work harder than when there is someone heading out to a Free Palestine rally or if somebody leaves Texas to get an abortion.
I don't know any hactivists but maybe one will see this and dedicate a few minutes to ruining that cops life or whatever?
I don't know any hactivists but maybe one will see this and dedicate a few minutes to ruining that cops life or whatever?
284543-deep-blue-ocean
May 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
284543-deep-blue-ocean
When I am inevitably, and not surprisingly, unanimously elected to a seat in the House, I'm conflicted on what my first order of business will be.
A.) try to restore honor and integrity and mayne reintroduce honesty to the body.
B.) BEAT THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF MIKE JOHNSON live on cspan.
A.) try to restore honor and integrity and mayne reintroduce honesty to the body.
B.) BEAT THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF MIKE JOHNSON live on cspan.
May 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
When I am inevitably, and not surprisingly, unanimously elected to a seat in the House, I'm conflicted on what my first order of business will be.
A.) try to restore honor and integrity and mayne reintroduce honesty to the body.
B.) BEAT THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF MIKE JOHNSON live on cspan.
A.) try to restore honor and integrity and mayne reintroduce honesty to the body.
B.) BEAT THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF MIKE JOHNSON live on cspan.
So do you think the hunger games started out with killing each other for the enjoyment of the ultra wealthy or do you think it started with fun games for citizenship?
May 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
So do you think the hunger games started out with killing each other for the enjoyment of the ultra wealthy or do you think it started with fun games for citizenship?
If what I remember and understand of the Bible, hell is not the burning sulfur pit of torture and despair but the absence of Gods presence.... Wait a second!!!
May 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If what I remember and understand of the Bible, hell is not the burning sulfur pit of torture and despair but the absence of Gods presence.... Wait a second!!!
How do I, a non-racist, get 20K in gofundme
Cash for a new roof without calling a child a disgusting slur?
Cash for a new roof without calling a child a disgusting slur?
May 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
How do I, a non-racist, get 20K in gofundme
Cash for a new roof without calling a child a disgusting slur?
Cash for a new roof without calling a child a disgusting slur?
She sits so dumb, just ate peanut butter and needs haircut but man oh man do I love this little monkey dog!
March 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
She sits so dumb, just ate peanut butter and needs haircut but man oh man do I love this little monkey dog!
I picked up a copy of Chuck Schumer's book but it was too hard to hold. it had no spine
March 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I picked up a copy of Chuck Schumer's book but it was too hard to hold. it had no spine
At this point when I say im"I want them to do something" what I secretly means is "wrap your bare hands around his turkey neck and squeeze"
March 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
At this point when I say im"I want them to do something" what I secretly means is "wrap your bare hands around his turkey neck and squeeze"
I don't know the law very well. Can someone who is let me know if a person said they wanted to "punch speaker of the house Johnson square in the nose" are there any legal repercussions said person could face?
March 6, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I don't know the law very well. Can someone who is let me know if a person said they wanted to "punch speaker of the house Johnson square in the nose" are there any legal repercussions said person could face?
If you told me three years ago there would be a new contender for Biggest Piece of Shit Mayor of NYC against Rudy, I would slap your lying mouth... I would owe you an apology
March 6, 2025 at 5:53 AM
If you told me three years ago there would be a new contender for Biggest Piece of Shit Mayor of NYC against Rudy, I would slap your lying mouth... I would owe you an apology
In case it wasn't clear what he meant, "you've not thanked us" translates to "You haven't sucked my sucked my dick directly and youve not let me pilfer your country's resources. Oh and Putin owns me."
March 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
In case it wasn't clear what he meant, "you've not thanked us" translates to "You haven't sucked my sucked my dick directly and youve not let me pilfer your country's resources. Oh and Putin owns me."
Can anyone that knows anything at all about plants help me out?! I've had this plant for 6 years and it's never made this thing before. Now it's making 3 of them. Is it aliens? Should I call a priest?
February 19, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Can anyone that knows anything at all about plants help me out?! I've had this plant for 6 years and it's never made this thing before. Now it's making 3 of them. Is it aliens? Should I call a priest?
Watching My Cousin Vinny, Mona Lisa Vito calling Vincent LaGuardia Gambini a "Dick Head" is still the sickest dis ever recorded on film and I'm not sure my man has ever recovered
February 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Watching My Cousin Vinny, Mona Lisa Vito calling Vincent LaGuardia Gambini a "Dick Head" is still the sickest dis ever recorded on film and I'm not sure my man has ever recovered
Three of the SCJ' have the most punchable faces. I'm not going to tell you which ones, but I bet you already know.
February 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Three of the SCJ' have the most punchable faces. I'm not going to tell you which ones, but I bet you already know.
One glass and I keep seeing these blankets out the corner of my eye thinking it's random dog on my couch. The universe is telling me something
February 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
One glass and I keep seeing these blankets out the corner of my eye thinking it's random dog on my couch. The universe is telling me something
Maga seeing money spent on humanitarian aid: "WaiSt oF Tax MonEY!"
Also Maga when the Gestapo needs recruits: " SUPER BOWL AD AND BRING IN BAY!"
Also Maga when the Gestapo needs recruits: " SUPER BOWL AD AND BRING IN BAY!"
February 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Maga seeing money spent on humanitarian aid: "WaiSt oF Tax MonEY!"
Also Maga when the Gestapo needs recruits: " SUPER BOWL AD AND BRING IN BAY!"
Also Maga when the Gestapo needs recruits: " SUPER BOWL AD AND BRING IN BAY!"
February 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The "people" over at r/conservative are unequivocally the dumbest collection of ball gargling sycophants I've ever seen. They are living proof that if you give a monkey a typewriter......
February 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The "people" over at r/conservative are unequivocally the dumbest collection of ball gargling sycophants I've ever seen. They are living proof that if you give a monkey a typewriter......
You are suddenly amoral and have been commissioned to commit a murder for an ungodly number of money. The catch is your heinous deeds will be investigated by your choice of
Tom/John (1 not both) Barnaby or Columbo.
Who do you chose to give you the best odds of escaping the hangman's noose?
Tom/John (1 not both) Barnaby or Columbo.
Who do you chose to give you the best odds of escaping the hangman's noose?
February 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You are suddenly amoral and have been commissioned to commit a murder for an ungodly number of money. The catch is your heinous deeds will be investigated by your choice of
Tom/John (1 not both) Barnaby or Columbo.
Who do you chose to give you the best odds of escaping the hangman's noose?
Tom/John (1 not both) Barnaby or Columbo.
Who do you chose to give you the best odds of escaping the hangman's noose?