Michael McAllister
@2ems.bsky.social
Dog spoiler, coffee drinker, wanna be photographer, music lover
Apparently when I'm birthday drunk I text my ex and buy Madonna's Immaculate Collection on CD. One of these is excusable behavior
October 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Apparently when I'm birthday drunk I text my ex and buy Madonna's Immaculate Collection on CD. One of these is excusable behavior
She sits so dumb, just ate peanut butter and needs haircut but man oh man do I love this little monkey dog!
March 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
She sits so dumb, just ate peanut butter and needs haircut but man oh man do I love this little monkey dog!
Can anyone that knows anything at all about plants help me out?! I've had this plant for 6 years and it's never made this thing before. Now it's making 3 of them. Is it aliens? Should I call a priest?
February 19, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Can anyone that knows anything at all about plants help me out?! I've had this plant for 6 years and it's never made this thing before. Now it's making 3 of them. Is it aliens? Should I call a priest?
Bobs Burgers always wins!!
February 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Bobs Burgers always wins!!
One glass and I keep seeing these blankets out the corner of my eye thinking it's random dog on my couch. The universe is telling me something
February 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
One glass and I keep seeing these blankets out the corner of my eye thinking it's random dog on my couch. The universe is telling me something
Maga seeing money spent on humanitarian aid: "WaiSt oF Tax MonEY!"
Also Maga when the Gestapo needs recruits: " SUPER BOWL AD AND BRING IN BAY!"
Also Maga when the Gestapo needs recruits: " SUPER BOWL AD AND BRING IN BAY!"
February 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Maga seeing money spent on humanitarian aid: "WaiSt oF Tax MonEY!"
Also Maga when the Gestapo needs recruits: " SUPER BOWL AD AND BRING IN BAY!"
Also Maga when the Gestapo needs recruits: " SUPER BOWL AD AND BRING IN BAY!"
February 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The "people" over at r/conservative are unequivocally the dumbest collection of ball gargling sycophants I've ever seen. They are living proof that if you give a monkey a typewriter......
February 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The "people" over at r/conservative are unequivocally the dumbest collection of ball gargling sycophants I've ever seen. They are living proof that if you give a monkey a typewriter......
Cup number two and Yellowcard. Why would you want to do anything else on Sunday?
January 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Cup number two and Yellowcard. Why would you want to do anything else on Sunday?
I have never been funnier than I was in 2014. My talents are wasted
January 19, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I have never been funnier than I was in 2014. My talents are wasted
Wait wait here’s Odin in his coat. 13 years of friendship and stinky feet…. His not mine!!!! Can’t believe he’s been gone a year already
January 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Wait wait here’s Odin in his coat. 13 years of friendship and stinky feet…. His not mine!!!! Can’t believe he’s been gone a year already
In case you didn’t hear this was Odin the world’s best beagle boy. So fat so gross so loved. Miss you dumb dumb bubba
January 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
In case you didn’t hear this was Odin the world’s best beagle boy. So fat so gross so loved. Miss you dumb dumb bubba
Simply because it will be illegal any day now, I'm going to switch from making very poignant and widely unseen posts about the looming president to be. Instead I'm now a wine, whiskey, and Amy poster only. Long suffer the king! Wine. Alcohol. Drink. Forget
January 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Simply because it will be illegal any day now, I'm going to switch from making very poignant and widely unseen posts about the looming president to be. Instead I'm now a wine, whiskey, and Amy poster only. Long suffer the king! Wine. Alcohol. Drink. Forget
Nearly 7 years ago I caught these two idiots staring at me wondering why they were stuck inside while I worked outside. The beagle never truly forgave me.
December 16, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Nearly 7 years ago I caught these two idiots staring at me wondering why they were stuck inside while I worked outside. The beagle never truly forgave me.
Can you believe she is 10?! Doesn't look a day over 5!
December 10, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Can you believe she is 10?! Doesn't look a day over 5!
This is Odin, he was the world's best beagle.He tolerated these photos shoots because he loved me. He's been gone for a year and I miss him everyday. #beagle
December 5, 2024 at 2:55 PM
This is Odin, he was the world's best beagle.He tolerated these photos shoots because he loved me. He's been gone for a year and I miss him everyday. #beagle
Happy #blackandwhite Friday! Stay home, eat leftovers, love on your pets!
November 29, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Happy #blackandwhite Friday! Stay home, eat leftovers, love on your pets!
Thank Amy for being the prettiest little monkey pup, She deserves it. Oh and I guess you can be thankful for like family too or whatever
November 28, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Thank Amy for being the prettiest little monkey pup, She deserves it. Oh and I guess you can be thankful for like family too or whatever
I am Michael, this is Amy. She is outraged by the state of things and has been known to scream into the abyss. I sometimes scream with her.
November 27, 2024 at 1:22 AM
I am Michael, this is Amy. She is outraged by the state of things and has been known to scream into the abyss. I sometimes scream with her.