Third and fourth in n out of the year.

Second in n out of the year.

First In N Out of the year.

Happy birthday, friend. Miss you.

This is the only kind of messaging the average American understands. It doesn’t matter if it’s true or a flat out lie. All the information we could ever want is at our fingertips, but we’re too lazy to figure out the truth. It’s easier to latch onto simple messaging like this.

Gotta crack a few eggs, amirite?!

The homey-est of homey Doyers photos

Oh?

It’d be a real CP3 move, but, I wonder if some opposing team is going to mention the jersey tuck rule when they play USC and JuJu Watkins.

Hung out with Obama last night. We’re pretty much besties now.

Putting aside unconstitutionality and due process issues, this post is really a sight to behold because of its inefficient word use, contradictions, redundancy, poor grasp of grammar conventions, and ambiguity based on undefined terms of art. In short, it’s verbal diarrhea. He needs an editor.

Perfect little pixie

Eek!

The photos below are a small sample of autographed items sold by Fanatics. How do they choose these photos? In so many of them the player’s face is obscured. And check out the signature placement—a complete afterthought. The images themselves aren’t particularly inspiring either. Fanatics sucks.