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Egger Baldrsen
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Ork Rockerboy - #TuskLife
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Singer, Helper, Giant, Goofball
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Please help us correct misinformation!

Our hotline is being incorrectly shared as "Canada's national suicide hotline open toll free for Americans".

We are not a general crisis hotline, we exist exclusively to support the trans community.

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April 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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BREAKING: Trump has paused tariffs for 90 days. Who could have seen this coming two days ago on Bluesky?
The best case scenario is that this is a stock shorting scheme, and in a week, there will be masterful (non-existent) "dealmaking" that removes the tariffs after the billionaires buy the dip causing a massive transfer of wealth.

That's the *best* case scenario.
April 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
April 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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I'm a big fan of when a comedy fully commits to the bit of deeply stupid looney tunes logic
val kilmer’s turn in TOP SECRET is one of the single best comedy performances ever committed to film, both in terms of comic precision and mechanical virtuosity. just watch this whole clip in its entirety; it’s stunning
April 2, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
March 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Walking to my car after work and bitching about "who let this Georgia heat over the fukken mountains" as I start sweating in less than a two minute walk.

Get to the car and check the temp on my phone.

It's only 59°.

I'm still mad about it.
February 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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February 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM