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They/Them

I have a fucking AESTHETIC to uphold and I can't figure out what it is.

Originally from St. Olaf but live in Hell now.

Lowkey a huge slut.

Lead Editor at the New York Times' Sex Dungeon
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I give you the gift of christmas anal beads.
No, I mean anal beads. WTF is a garland?
oh past me do I have some news for you
Can't believe protonjon wished me a happy birthday on my lucahjin fan account THAT HE FOLLOWED WAY BACK when I had like 40 followers on it. Which is funny because LUCAHJIN IS HIS WIFE AND HE'S WATCHING ME BE A GOOBER on bluesky geeking out about the person he signed the paper with.
December 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Oh hey. Look what I found in my photo archives

@protonjon.bsky.social
February 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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@therealshrum.bsky.social Shrum is a portmanteau of Shrek cum and everyone must learn of this revelation.
February 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The fact that people won't even respect a cartoon goofball when he says don't call me Blitzo, my name is Blitz should be a sign that maybe American society is failing in the autonomy department.
December 23, 2024 at 1:12 PM
It's been like 9 years but still thinking about that time I offered to help assemble pamphlets to the director of a homeless shelter I was staying at and she started to explain what collating is and I was like "I know how to collate, I've done this plenty of times." And she was like shocked for some
December 23, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Can't believe protonjon wished me a happy birthday on my lucahjin fan account THAT HE FOLLOWED WAY BACK when I had like 40 followers on it. Which is funny because LUCAHJIN IS HIS WIFE AND HE'S WATCHING ME BE A GOOBER on bluesky geeking out about the person he signed the paper with.
December 19, 2024 at 10:25 AM
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“Is it okay for a social media platform to be an echo chamber” back in the day we had websites and websites were generally focused on a single topic and if you were into that topic you would visit that website and if you weren’t into that topic you just didn’t go on that website and it was fine
December 17, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Conservative idea of unrealistic representation: black jewish rapper
Nissim Black: 👁️ 👅 👁️
December 18, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Any trans woman who talks about sex online: I am sex positive! *makes a sex joke*
puriteens: you're not even trans, you're just here to make trans people look bad you pervert
Literally normal people: She is allowed to talk about sex you shit stirrer
December 16, 2024 at 7:46 AM
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YES I WANT TO FUCK MONTY'S BACKWOODS GATOR ASS LEAVE ME ALONE LMAO
December 13, 2024 at 8:48 AM
If he was ACTUALLY rich, he wouldn't have needed health insurance to get his healrhcare. If his insurance denied a claim, he'd literally just pay out of pocket IF he was rich. If you need insurance to pay for something and can't afford it on your own, that means you're not rich.
December 13, 2024 at 10:52 AM
The weirdest thing about trauma is that it seems normal if you have experienced it since childhood. One of the big moments that made me realize my childhood was fucked up was I was telling the story of how I found out Steve Irwin died and it was my mom and I got home and immediately my dad said
December 12, 2024 at 3:12 AM
racists think they're seen as deep thinkers when in reality, people see them how Nicky and Alex see Lorna in Orange is the New Black: dimwitted and it's funny to laugh about.
December 7, 2024 at 7:44 AM
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the only reason that tech was ever remotely left-coded was that in the early 2010s they consciously aligned themselves with what appeared to be the dominant political party. that meant large donations to Dems and nominal gestures toward diversity. as soon as the winds shifted they swung right.
December 1, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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November 29, 2024 at 12:53 PM
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Some random Nazi made dozens of accounts to try to harass me today when blocking malfunctioned, & *still* failed because not one single person engaged.

It seems everyone on Bluesky got the memo. React to nothing. Starve them out.

They're so desperate for a crumb of attention. Deny them.
November 19, 2024 at 4:17 AM
"MY UNCLE IS A COP!!!!"
So is mine and he groped my breast when I was 16 at a grocery store when my family was picking up food to eat at my grandmother's visitation and when I hit him for it, he told my mom I'd hit him and when I tried to tell her he'd touched my breast she wouldn't let me speak.
November 26, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Right wingers are fully embracing pedophiles and blaming queer people for pedophilia existing while I, an actual queer person would fling myself off a cliff if I so much as had a single thought about touching a child in a sexual manner.
November 20, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Just had the weirdest memory pop up. In the summer, my middle school would have a summer school program with fun classes like book club and movie club and woodworking and shit. And the 8th grade literature teacher taught book club and sometimes he'd take us outside and we'd each get a few off brand
November 17, 2024 at 9:57 AM
You don't want to live off the grid, you just don't want your neighbors right next to you and you want to feel like you're responsible for your own survival instead of it being filtered through 500 different sources. And that is normal and okay but be honest about it.
November 16, 2024 at 8:17 PM
I didnt watch the fight how badly did Mike Tyson ruin Jake Paul's face?
November 16, 2024 at 5:01 AM
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When your cat turns around and puts their butt in your face
winnie the pooh looking at a hole in the ground
ALT: winnie the pooh looking at a hole in the ground
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Half my posts are dead serious and the other half are the stupidest jokes ever. Have fun being blindsided when I really do give you anal beads for christmas.
November 13, 2024 at 4:55 AM
I give you the gift of christmas anal beads.
No, I mean anal beads. WTF is a garland?
November 13, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Am I lonely? Yes, but unlike incels, I fill my time with things I enjoy and spend time with friends instead of blaming women on me just not being what they want. I know who I am and am fine living my life alone if it means I an happy. I don't need a relationship to be happy. I just need to be me.
November 12, 2024 at 1:38 AM