I’m regrettably not the eccentric yet mysterious caretaker of an abandoned castle on the Irish coast, so no, I’m afraid your email did not “find me well”.

the chiefs are possibly the most annoying football team i've ever seen. i love them

Fat leopards! Fat leopards! Fat leopards!

This majestic man turned 6 years old yesterday. Meet Benny the Jet Rodriguez. He’s a catahoula leopard dog and he’s majestic

Sometimes I remember that scientists discovered that the region of our brain that’s triggered by cute puppies is the same region triggered in elephants when they see us. They look at us like puppies! How precious is that?