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Me the past 3 weeks
February 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
We are in the golden shower age of America
February 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Survivor is the only reality show where the people on the show actually admit they are big fans of the show 😂
January 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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I probably don't even need to say this, BUT. Me not posting about every nightmarish thing is not because I am not internally (or externally!) screaming multiple times per day, i just figure you heard about it from 100 other people posting about each new nightmare. I assure you, my soul is cracking.
January 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Omg what if Survivor brought back the stereotyped grouping for their seasons & it was astrology based. Like the original tribes are Aquarius vs Virgos vs Cancer vs Leos.

Or the tribes are GenX vs millennials vs GenZ 😂
January 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Every time I put on self tanner, I am reminded of why trump is so delusional. I, too, become so much more confident when I’m tan.

I just don’t use my power for evil! 👿
January 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I mean this in the most respectful way when I say I genuinely thought this photo was Kate McKinnon doing a new character. That being said, Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde is a gorgeous icon & if more Christians acted like this I would still be going to church.
Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde

Hero.
January 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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SHARE WIDELY.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.

You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.

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January 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Watching A Bug’s Life tonight. I’m trying to feel something.
a group of ants wearing crowns are standing around a small ant wearing a crown
ALT: a group of ants wearing crowns are standing around a small ant wearing a crown
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January 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I was NOT following the potus & vp instagram accounts when I checked about 30 mins ago but just checked 10 mins ago & now I am. Then I unfollowed them & checked like 2 minutes later & WAS FOLLOWING THEM AGAIN. & EVERYTIME I unfollow them, they keep getting added back. What the actual fuck 😤
January 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Genuine question….did JD Vance even give a speech yesterday? Lmao
January 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
New names:
Mark Suckerberg
Jeff Bozos
Elon Must(be a nazi)
Donald Kampf

We’re bringing back some good old fashioned bullying for them for the next 4 years, at least. No more going high. That has gotten us no where.
January 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Welp, I just saw an Instagram ad on TikTok 🙃

So, yeah, it’s definitely not the same. The plan obviously was to shut the app down (when they never had to) just to make their edits/updates & bring it back crediting trump so he can look like a hero. This is scary. They really think we’re so dumb.
January 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Just a reminder of some of the context around the TikTok ban: In 2020, Trump tried to ban it via executive order a couple months after K-pop fans used it to organize fake signups to Trump’s Tulsa rally, which led him to publicly overestimate how large the crowd size would be.
January 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Interesting how trump keeps saying that most of the people who participated in the storming of the capitol on Jan 6th were mostly “agitators” (aka democrats) but then he pardoned all of them. If he really thought it was dems who did that, there is no possible way he would pardon them.
January 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
What if Carrie Underwood actually performs “Undo It” instead of “America the Beautiful” at the inauguration? Seems like a more appropriate song anyway.
January 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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as LA is burning, a swath of the country is recovering from an ice storm, Alabama is preparing for up to 6” of snow and I’m praying for the TX power grid, a reminder:

we don’t need climate action just for future generations, we need it now.

the climate crisis is here, all around us
January 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It’s always so crazy to me how we just keep pushing on like usual as unthinkable tragedies affect people all over the world & we’re WATCHING IT happen live on our phones. Nothing about this is normal & hasn’t been for a long time. I know that we can’t just stop everything, but it just feels wrong.
January 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Mark Zuckerberg: I built this platform to give the people a voice
Me: okay but actually you built it to rate how hot the woman at your school were
January 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The only thing we can definitely all agree on as a society is that Johnathan Bailey is literally everyone’s type
a man wearing a white shirt that says drink your mind on it
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November 23, 2024 at 4:01 AM
The Wicked movie cast should do a part 3 where they just recreate The Wizard of Oz to complete the story
a man in a green suit with a mustache says bust my buttons
ALT: a man in a green suit with a mustache says bust my buttons
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November 23, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Right now, life feels like one of those moments in a time travel movie where they realized they messed with the timeline & made the future worse
November 23, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Currently in my personal hell…aka: unexpectedly had to go to a Discount Tire & now I have to wait for 1.5 hours & I have no headphones 🫠 #LessonLearned #NeverLeaveTheHouseWithoutHeadphones
November 18, 2024 at 10:59 PM
How it feels to ditch your “X” and join BlueSky 💞 The BlueSky tank is cleannnnn!
a pink starfish is smiling and says `` today 's the day ! the sun is shining ! ``
ALT: a pink starfish is smiling and says `` today 's the day ! the sun is shining ! ``
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November 17, 2024 at 9:07 PM