woodland cougar
@0xafaebabe.gay
fae/faer ☆ if u kno my irl name, no u don’t
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F64.0 Crimes ☆ faeggot, elfbian, faembo ☆ chaos engine ☆ noise generator ☆ disaster fae ☆ sparkling sapphic ☆ trans-hexual ☆ neuro dicey ☆ wannabe therapist ☆ PDX ☆ 🏳️⚧️
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oh sure when i simulate progress, i get put on a pip but when an ai does it, it’s all “i need another $10B” and “this is so critical the government should prop it up”
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
oh sure when i simulate progress, i get put on a pip but when an ai does it, it’s all “i need another $10B” and “this is so critical the government should prop it up”
i love social media bc despite having a mental illness, i can simply log on to hear some shit like “kweli, human pet, stancil, and rev mags are fighting” and immediately think “eh, i could be a lot worse”
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
i love social media bc despite having a mental illness, i can simply log on to hear some shit like “kweli, human pet, stancil, and rev mags are fighting” and immediately think “eh, i could be a lot worse”
i was pretty fucked up, and kinda still am, but i’m in a lot better place now and i want you to have some of that good shit too
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
i was pretty fucked up, and kinda still am, but i’m in a lot better place now and i want you to have some of that good shit too
“Come off it, Mr. Arbuckle,” he said, “you can’t win, you know. You can’t lie in front of the bulldozer indefinitely.”
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
“Come off it, Mr. Arbuckle,” he said, “you can’t win, you know. You can’t lie in front of the bulldozer indefinitely.”
if i had a nickel for every trans lesbian at this uhaul center, i’d only have $0.20 but it’s etc etc
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
if i had a nickel for every trans lesbian at this uhaul center, i’d only have $0.20 but it’s etc etc
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Team Lead: I want you to think about how AI integrates into your workflow.
Me, ADHD: Bet.
Me, ADHD: Bet.
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Team Lead: I want you to think about how AI integrates into your workflow.
Me, ADHD: Bet.
Me, ADHD: Bet.
y’all keep that energy up for folx and plume health too
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
y’all keep that energy up for folx and plume health too
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❄️At 8 years hrt you don’t flip the asshole off, you pretend to ignore them while casually showing off your favorite knife to your friend and calmly talking about the one time you used it, until you and the transphobe reach an understanding
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
❄️At 8 years hrt you don’t flip the asshole off, you pretend to ignore them while casually showing off your favorite knife to your friend and calmly talking about the one time you used it, until you and the transphobe reach an understanding
they finally make an ai product i’d consider buying only to pull it from the shelves as soon as i find out?? 😤 😤 😤
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
they finally make an ai product i’d consider buying only to pull it from the shelves as soon as i find out?? 😤 😤 😤
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Do you want to view
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Do you want to view
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
happy international men’s day!
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
happy international men’s day!
i cannot begin to tell you how good it feels to have no representation in this chart
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
i cannot begin to tell you how good it feels to have no representation in this chart
not content with killing the boy that was my pre xition self, also killing the girl i was during xition. sorry, girl, you’ve been replaced with a non-depressed, confident, capable, bitch who can handle her shit
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
not content with killing the boy that was my pre xition self, also killing the girl i was during xition. sorry, girl, you’ve been replaced with a non-depressed, confident, capable, bitch who can handle her shit
she’s learning about setting boundaries. she’s saying her self-affirmations.
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
she’s learning about setting boundaries. she’s saying her self-affirmations.
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You know what else has a big tent? The fucking circus
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
You know what else has a big tent? The fucking circus
y’all sure are giving a lot of oxygen to that fake journalist you proclaim to hate seeing in the news
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
y’all sure are giving a lot of oxygen to that fake journalist you proclaim to hate seeing in the news
earlier today i recalled reading, sometime this week, “if you do x, you will become a very different person” and then thinking “hell yeah lfg” but i can’t remember what x was nor if i read it in like a horoscope, tarot card, book, heard it in therapy, or dreamed it… and yet, i’m p sure i did it
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
earlier today i recalled reading, sometime this week, “if you do x, you will become a very different person” and then thinking “hell yeah lfg” but i can’t remember what x was nor if i read it in like a horoscope, tarot card, book, heard it in therapy, or dreamed it… and yet, i’m p sure i did it
pretty sure the last words i’ll speak as i leave this world are “oh. i get it now.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 AM
pretty sure the last words i’ll speak as i leave this world are “oh. i get it now.”
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*turns around in chair* you know who else got suspended for 72 hours
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
*turns around in chair* you know who else got suspended for 72 hours
this fucking guy got to get married and have kids and not get arrested for sodomy because the dems were willing to give a shit about identity, and i can’t wait to punch this sellout fuck-you-got-mine motherfucker when i see him in the camps
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
this fucking guy got to get married and have kids and not get arrested for sodomy because the dems were willing to give a shit about identity, and i can’t wait to punch this sellout fuck-you-got-mine motherfucker when i see him in the camps
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“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
*branding red hot iron* ladies?
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
*branding red hot iron* ladies?
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
which is not dissimilar to when i slapped a girl’s ass and tackled her into bed and siri activated fall detection
anyway turn all that shit off unless you really need lifecall type devices
anyway turn all that shit off unless you really need lifecall type devices
this is like when my iphone dialed 911 because i said “oh my fucking god siri you’re killing me”
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
which is not dissimilar to when i slapped a girl’s ass and tackled her into bed and siri activated fall detection
anyway turn all that shit off unless you really need lifecall type devices
anyway turn all that shit off unless you really need lifecall type devices