Laura ◡̈
@0rwhatever.bsky.social
Father of 2. Freelance Hottie. Welcome to the shit show 🎭
Telling a man he argues like a republican (derogatory) >>>>
October 12, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Telling a man he argues like a republican (derogatory) >>>>
Trying to convince my parents to get a squatty potty or something similar
August 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Trying to convince my parents to get a squatty potty or something similar
Backboard + trick shot = back shot
August 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Backboard + trick shot = back shot
Why are all the hot guys gay?!
May 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Why are all the hot guys gay?!
Oh what’s my favorite sport? Watching men compete for my love.
May 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Oh what’s my favorite sport? Watching men compete for my love.
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Tomorrow’s workday is sponsored by (store brand) Sudafed.
March 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Tomorrow’s workday is sponsored by (store brand) Sudafed.
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If your body makes insulin for free but you believe diabetics should pay hundreds of dollars for insulin to stay alive, congratulations - you’re an ableist asshat.
Insulin should be free to diabetics like it is for everyone else.
Happy Wednesday!
Insulin should be free to diabetics like it is for everyone else.
Happy Wednesday!
March 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
If your body makes insulin for free but you believe diabetics should pay hundreds of dollars for insulin to stay alive, congratulations - you’re an ableist asshat.
Insulin should be free to diabetics like it is for everyone else.
Happy Wednesday!
Insulin should be free to diabetics like it is for everyone else.
Happy Wednesday!
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In honor of Women’s History Month, I ghosted every guy I was talking to 🫶🏻
March 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
In honor of Women’s History Month, I ghosted every guy I was talking to 🫶🏻
You got a smart ass mouth for a bitch with no lips
February 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
You got a smart ass mouth for a bitch with no lips
I want men to fear me, and women to love me
February 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I want men to fear me, and women to love me
I had a dream last night that some random man gave me $50,000 in cash ($10 bills for some reason) and said it was because I won a contest because I had my oil changed recently. Can someone interpret this for me 😂😂😂
January 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I had a dream last night that some random man gave me $50,000 in cash ($10 bills for some reason) and said it was because I won a contest because I had my oil changed recently. Can someone interpret this for me 😂😂😂
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What kind of coffee pairs best with psychological warfare?
January 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
What kind of coffee pairs best with psychological warfare?
DND: building my RedNote fyp all day.
January 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
DND: building my RedNote fyp all day.
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IUDs are not for the weak 🥵
January 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
IUDs are not for the weak 🥵
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Is it crazy to believe that starting an SSRI has allowed me to utilize more of my brain capacity? I feel way smarter
January 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Is it crazy to believe that starting an SSRI has allowed me to utilize more of my brain capacity? I feel way smarter
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“Beauty sleep” is a myth. Only way I know I had good sleep is when I wake up disheveled and ugly 😂😂😂
January 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
“Beauty sleep” is a myth. Only way I know I had good sleep is when I wake up disheveled and ugly 😂😂😂
TMI means “tell me immediately” not “too much information”
There are no secrets in this house 🤭
There are no secrets in this house 🤭
January 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
TMI means “tell me immediately” not “too much information”
There are no secrets in this house 🤭
There are no secrets in this house 🤭
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WAKE-UP AMERICA 🇺🇸
December 21, 2024 at 1:53 AM
WAKE-UP AMERICA 🇺🇸
Nothing more beautiful than the rumble of snowplows plowing my side street before everyone else’s 😂 this never happens and I’m so thankful 🫶🏻
December 5, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Nothing more beautiful than the rumble of snowplows plowing my side street before everyone else’s 😂 this never happens and I’m so thankful 🫶🏻