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Ogden
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Fiend and bad influence

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When I wake up in the morning and start to remember things
February 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Does anyone else watch TV while listening to an audiobook/podcast while listening to music over said audiobook while reading a book or am I just hyperstimming like a nutjob?
February 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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If I’ve ever suddenly liked several of your pics in a row, I’m sorry. It was an unfortunate moment of weakness and also I love you
February 1, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Head bed? Bed Head? Head in Bed?
January 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Who else has their internal monologue voiced by Fran Lebowitz? No? Just me?
a woman in a suit and glasses says pretend it 's a city netflix
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January 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
When the three martini dinner doesn’t even remotely feel like a three martini dinner 🍸
kermit the frog is holding his hand to his mouth and looking at the camera
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January 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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We’re cancelling the guilty part of guilty pleasures. Wanna read romance books and drink cheap wine? Valid. Watch the trashiest reality show and scroll through Amazon? I support this. Listen to the same early 2000s pop song a thousand times in a row? Why stop there? Find that joy and SQUEEZE.
December 12, 2024 at 12:44 AM
The Meta outage has me like
December 11, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Is he? Y’know? 🫳
December 5, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Fighting the urge to fake my death and attend my own funeral in a silly disguise and then move to California
December 5, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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I’m not currently reading Agatha Christie by a crackling fireplace on a snowy day whilst indulging in multiple cups of tea and freshly-baked scones, so no, I’m afraid your email didn’t “find me well”.
December 5, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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Breaking News: The chief executive of UnitedHealthcare was shot in Midtown Manhattan in an apparently targeted attack, people briefed on the investigation said. nyti.ms/4eYRevD
C.E.O. of UnitedHealthcare Is Killed in Midtown Manhattan
The executive, Brian Thompson, was shot in the chest in what people briefed on the investigations said appeared to be a targeted attack.
nyti.ms
December 4, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Debating on just ~*how spicy*~ I should go about being on Bsky, really conflicted
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with the words if you know what i mean above him
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December 2, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Haircut after-
November 27, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Haircut before-
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Pecs? Tits? Whichever fits I guess
November 25, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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I have surrendered to Spotify. Like ok girl whatever you want me to listen to, I’ll just listen to that.
November 23, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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Joke’s on you thanksgiving, I’ve already gained five pounds AND screamed at my family a whole bunch this month, you’re not special
November 21, 2024 at 12:37 PM
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I’m also seriously contemplating spending a small fortune on physical books right now.

Banned books. Reference books. Classic books. I feel like a hard copy library is somehow very very essential and I know how doomsday that sounds but…yeah.
November 15, 2024 at 2:39 PM
The bsky algorithm watching my decisions:
November 16, 2024 at 3:13 PM