beginning to look a lot like maplemas
December 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
beginning to look a lot like maplemas
why the fuck would I want a "year in review" wrap up for linkedin of all things
December 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
why the fuck would I want a "year in review" wrap up for linkedin of all things
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"Mickey Mouse teams up with Sora" was a perfectly fine statement until a year ago 💔
December 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"Mickey Mouse teams up with Sora" was a perfectly fine statement until a year ago 💔
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If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.
December 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.
thank you for enduring years of fig's fat ass
December 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
thank you for enduring years of fig's fat ass
got depressed about work and missed my touch up appointment.. can't stop feeling guilty about this even 10 hours later
December 9, 2025 at 8:41 AM
got depressed about work and missed my touch up appointment.. can't stop feeling guilty about this even 10 hours later
no $500 bonus from work
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
no $500 bonus from work
getting gender affirmed in the wild is crazy lol it really always is when you least expect this shit
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
getting gender affirmed in the wild is crazy lol it really always is when you least expect this shit
just caught up with severance.. goodness gracious..
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 AM
just caught up with severance.. goodness gracious..
rip irving b... you smoke too tough... your swag too different... your bitch is too bad... and they killed you...
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
rip irving b... you smoke too tough... your swag too different... your bitch is too bad... and they killed you...
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Post Malone implies the existence of Kellogg Malone
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Post Malone implies the existence of Kellogg Malone
we are watching severence
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
we are watching severence
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
I still have it sitting out on my counter btw, it's almost gone.
Sam: 1
botulism: 0
Sam: 1
botulism: 0
I made garlic confit yesterday, and every source I read said to refrigerate it due to botulism, but when I was younger my mom would make this all the time and just have it sitting out on the counter for weeks... should I be dead right now or something
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I still have it sitting out on my counter btw, it's almost gone.
Sam: 1
botulism: 0
Sam: 1
botulism: 0
it's that time of year again
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
it's that time of year again
bringing me the ball while I'm trying to take a shit is crazy
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
bringing me the ball while I'm trying to take a shit is crazy
MY BABY IS BAAAAAACK‼️‼️‼️
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
MY BABY IS BAAAAAACK‼️‼️‼️
I made garlic confit yesterday, and every source I read said to refrigerate it due to botulism, but when I was younger my mom would make this all the time and just have it sitting out on the counter for weeks... should I be dead right now or something
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I made garlic confit yesterday, and every source I read said to refrigerate it due to botulism, but when I was younger my mom would make this all the time and just have it sitting out on the counter for weeks... should I be dead right now or something
made garlic confit and now I'm just putting it on everything
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
made garlic confit and now I'm just putting it on everything
waitress at the restaurant gave me the wrong leftovers.... well I guess I'm eating meatloaf.... some other girl has my beans......
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
waitress at the restaurant gave me the wrong leftovers.... well I guess I'm eating meatloaf.... some other girl has my beans......
found this image on my desktop from 2023. i didn't remember what happened here but im sure someone must have been cooking.
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
found this image on my desktop from 2023. i didn't remember what happened here but im sure someone must have been cooking.
I'm sorry my bluesky account is just my poop diary
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'm sorry my bluesky account is just my poop diary