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sam
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strange individual
CAUSE WDYM YOU'RE PLAYING TWO (2) SHOWS IN SACRAMENTO AND NONE IN SF!!!!!!!!!!!! GET TF OVER HERE
January 20, 2026 at 7:32 AM
RGRRGHGRGGGGAAAA INTERPOL!!!!!!!!!! BRING YOUR ASSES BACK TO THE WARFIELD AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 20, 2026 at 7:31 AM
oh you're all going to hell
January 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
?
January 6, 2026 at 11:51 PM
being forced to log hourly activities (for therapy) is crazy when ur a bum ass 😭
January 6, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Alec brought me dinner in bed but I can't even eat it in peace
January 5, 2026 at 2:00 AM
anyway we went out for shabu shabu with friends yesterday and they were asking why I wrapped a bunch of meat in a napkin..... obviously to take it home to let my fomo bubsb have a taste 😐
January 5, 2026 at 1:28 AM
definitely the best part hehe
December 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
made castella
December 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
not helping
December 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
thank you for enduring years of fig's fat ass
December 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
got depressed about work and missed my touch up appointment.. can't stop feeling guilty about this even 10 hours later
December 9, 2025 at 8:41 AM
no $500 bonus from work
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
just caught up with severance.. goodness gracious..
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 AM
we are watching severence
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
it's that time of year again
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
bringing me the ball while I'm trying to take a shit is crazy
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
MY BABY IS BAAAAAACK‼️‼️‼️
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I made garlic confit yesterday, and every source I read said to refrigerate it due to botulism, but when I was younger my mom would make this all the time and just have it sitting out on the counter for weeks... should I be dead right now or something
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
found this image on my desktop from 2023. i didn't remember what happened here but im sure someone must have been cooking.
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
GUYS IT WASN'T THAT BAD⁉️⁉️⁉️
November 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
i have severe constipation again
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
happy birthday me!!! alec and I grilled meat and he made me a tiramisu (⁠ᵔ⁠ᴥ⁠ᵔ⁠)
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I HAD DIARRHEA
November 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM