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I do agile product delivery stuff for work but this account is just cat photos and various nonsense.

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London, UK. Pero quiero vivir en Madrid. 🙆🏻‍♀️
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Therapist: British Hooters isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
British Hooters:
markoneinfour.bsky.social Mark Brown @markoneinfour.bsky.social · 1d
There's lots of free libraries around mine. Out on a walk today I picked up a history of school uniform 'Blazers, Badges & Boaters: a pictorial history of school uniform' by Alexander Davidson. It contains this account of a 'City restaurant' beloved of 'City gents'
Very popular amongst City gents is School Dinners, the central London restaurant. Here waitresses dressed like schoolgirls except for their black tights dole out school meals. In the background, a mock schoolmaster in gown and mortarboard flexes a cane. Customers are sent into the corner wearing a dunce's cap, and may be forced to do lines. This restaurant is often full. What a feast misty-eyed old boys are in for, as they scramble into the cellar restaurant whose walls are crammed with school photos, story book covers and other such tributes to the school classroom. As you sit down at the table to order, for example, Matron's Secret Recipe and St. Trinian's Choice, service is provided by delightful young waitresses with striped ties, tight grey pleated skirts, half-cocked boaters and lacrosse sticks, who attend to every (reasonable) whim. They will even rebuke customers for sneaking, or for bad table manners. In the true school spirit PeePee the little black waiter dressed like a schoolboy, passes amongst the tables causing merriment. The menu consists of nostalgic dishes such as apple crumble, spotty dick and all those old school favourites, only this time marvellously cooked and extremely appetising. Meanwhile the waitresses lean over the table suggestively, and crack naughty jokes. But the real fun starts with a 'Headmaster's caning'. The hapless victim, usually a birthday boy or bridegroom-to-be on his stag night, is hauled before the 'Headmaster' - School Dinners' general manager in a mortar board and gown. He is bent over and given a mock caning by two 'schoolgirl' waitresses, while the Headmaster beats a gong to accompany every stroke. The caning last long and appears hard. The diners ex-public school City people, and, increasingly others, are in a seventh heaven! What a delicious trip down memory lane this is! Of course, it is fun, not real perversion, and many business deals are swung in this atmosphere.
December 28, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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donotwander.bsky.social
happy winter; after 3 years i figure it's time to upload some concepts from pentiment. here are some animals :]
art concept for pentiment of baby animals, going clockwise: kitten, duckling, owl, piglet, lamb, squirrel, bnuuy art concept for pentiment of animals, going clockwise: rabbit, squirrel, duck, brussels griffon, owl
December 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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stephenflorida.bsky.social
markovchaingang on tumblr: men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers
December 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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adactivity.bsky.social
2026 here I come
December 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
zuz.bsky.social
Gonna sleep so well knowing that my jumper is almost done (what second sleeve?!) and having moved the furniture I’ve been thinking about moving for a while 😌
December 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
I pet him… and his little paws close
A black and white cat is sleeping on his back on a bed. A hand pets him gently, and his front paws close. A black and white cat is sleeping on his back on a bed. A hand pets him gently, and his front paws close.
December 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
zuz.bsky.social
I am not a connoisseur of the genre, are missed connections always ‘you may have looked at me for 0.2 of a seconds I think you are my wife!!!’ or is it specific to www.instagram.com/thelesbianmi...
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
zuz.bsky.social
The best xmas film is not even in that xmas film bracket… aberration. youtu.be/hxw8HNAyO6Q
I Told You Cha Cha Heels... Black Ones - Female Trouble
YouTube video by Fred Rossi
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December 26, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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oregonzoo.bsky.social
Happy holidays from your furiends at the zoo ✨

Thanks to Keeper Megan and Keeper Ali for the holiday pics!
Seal with a wreath Beaver with a gift Cougar with wrapping paper Sea otter with a wreath
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
zuz.bsky.social
The vegas crooner in DS9 is so fucking random? 😭
December 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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ali1m.bsky.social
props to this christmas lad I’ve just spotted on @flightradar24.com
a flight track of a plane drawing a christmas tree
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
merry christmas
December 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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berneri.horse
howdy! i'm bern, queer artist and designer from finland. i create flora and fauna art with fun shapes and patterns. my main media is digital but i also enjoy making small acrylic paintings and other things 🌼

🍀 store! ursalutra.storenvy.com
🍀 commissions! berneri.carrd.co
🍀 portfolio! berneri.horse
Ornamental digital piece of a black deer on a decorative plate. The deer is in the middle and seems to be in mid jump. It has a big yellow eye and big antlers and it's on a red background with white details. Around the inner red circle there is a bigger circular plate with complex floral ornaments in layers around it. The colors are mainly very light cream, light blue, red and black. It's inspired by old dishes with folk art on them. Photo of a painting made with acrylic markers. There is a white horse in a black background and very thick yellow frames around the sides. The horse is trotting and has red mane, tail and simple red flowers inside of it, giving it a folk artish style. There are yellow and dark green/teal plants on the black background. In the yellow frames there are red flowers and the same greenish colored vines. Also two black and white eyes with red flowers as iris. Digital drawing of a brown ox that is standing and looking to the left. He is breathing so some clouds of air come from the nostrils. There are some pale yellow flowers in the background and the ox has plant shaped ornaments/decoration on the back. Also he is blushing because that's cute as heck. Oval painting of a pink cat that has blue socks. The cat is looking thick as hell and it is standing in the middle of the painting, on a bright yellow background. The fur has a couple white stripes and white tail tip too. There are also two small blue flowers on each side of the cat. The canvas has very big floral frames on a dark purple background. There are big pink flowers with stems going around.
December 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
zuz.bsky.social
Merry Xmas from the best swimming pool in London, possibly on Earth! 😎
London Fields Lido
December 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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ianvisits.co.uk
Presenting the tube map for services on Christmas Day 2025
December 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
hemingway if he slayed
December 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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redderbeanpaste.bsky.social
Gamers. It’s time
Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
zuz.bsky.social
Bees keep coming up since this, with someone telling me they want to be a beekeeper, another person talking about their dissertation on bee communication, and now someone else saying they have four hives in their garden!
zuz.bsky.social zuz @zuz.bsky.social · Nov 6
our Manchester office sells honey
Hand holding a little jar of honey branded ‘Piccadilly Gate’
December 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
zuz.bsky.social
WHY IS LEEDS LIKE THIS
pixlz.com Sharon Dale (she/they) @pixlz.com · 5d
We lived in Leeds in both of these areas
A map showing lots of roads called Kelmscott something A map showing lots of roads called Templegate something
December 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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crybirb.bsky.social
December 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
zuz.bsky.social
week 2 on the job and already im scheming 😩 gonna get kicked out of the grand vizier chat again
December 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
zuz.bsky.social
This was closed when I was in Japan but highly recommend the related www.tatemonoen.jp/english/ for a nice day out ☺️
December 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
zuz.bsky.social
Japan Centre replacing the nicely decorated ramen restaurant on Panton Street with something resembling RyanAir departures lounge in ambiance is an… interesting choice.
December 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM