Zook
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touch grass is a psyop to convince us that grass lawns are a natural and acceptable form of groundcover. touch local flora. touch the face of someone who loves you. touch the edges of your own subjectivity. you are a bee, searching for the things that your body knows would be here, in a softer world
July 19, 2024 at 4:49 PM
touch grass is a psyop to convince us that grass lawns are a natural and acceptable form of groundcover. touch local flora. touch the face of someone who loves you. touch the edges of your own subjectivity. you are a bee, searching for the things that your body knows would be here, in a softer world
Neighborhood dogs woke me up at 4 the other night all howling and then they harmonized for a moment and it was beautiful
June 27, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Neighborhood dogs woke me up at 4 the other night all howling and then they harmonized for a moment and it was beautiful
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LARRY DAVID [leaning, smiling]: You, uh...you kinda cheated.
BILBO BAGGINS: What?
LARRY: The riddle game..."What have I got in my pocket?"...It's not really a riddle.
BILBO: Uh-huh. Gollum agreeing to answer doesn't mean anything to you?
LARRY: He's not all there. Mentally, he's not all there.
BILBO BAGGINS: What?
LARRY: The riddle game..."What have I got in my pocket?"...It's not really a riddle.
BILBO: Uh-huh. Gollum agreeing to answer doesn't mean anything to you?
LARRY: He's not all there. Mentally, he's not all there.
June 22, 2024 at 7:33 PM
LARRY DAVID [leaning, smiling]: You, uh...you kinda cheated.
BILBO BAGGINS: What?
LARRY: The riddle game..."What have I got in my pocket?"...It's not really a riddle.
BILBO: Uh-huh. Gollum agreeing to answer doesn't mean anything to you?
LARRY: He's not all there. Mentally, he's not all there.
BILBO BAGGINS: What?
LARRY: The riddle game..."What have I got in my pocket?"...It's not really a riddle.
BILBO: Uh-huh. Gollum agreeing to answer doesn't mean anything to you?
LARRY: He's not all there. Mentally, he's not all there.
Death Crab for Cutie be like, “This is the sound of scuttling”
May 28, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Death Crab for Cutie be like, “This is the sound of scuttling”
ALL THE DISHES RATTLE IN THE CUPBOARDS WHEN THE ELEPHANTS ARRIVE
May 21, 2024 at 7:42 PM
ALL THE DISHES RATTLE IN THE CUPBOARDS WHEN THE ELEPHANTS ARRIVE
Night to myself? Time to watch some scythe lawn cutting videos on youtube
May 15, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Night to myself? Time to watch some scythe lawn cutting videos on youtube
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plants be like: i'm gonna have a light lunch
May 7, 2024 at 2:35 AM
plants be like: i'm gonna have a light lunch
You know the coffee isn’t gonna hit when it comes out… gray??
May 6, 2024 at 3:58 PM
You know the coffee isn’t gonna hit when it comes out… gray??
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"just gonna hop in the shower". yeah ok. why not do a handstand on a patch of ice next. jesus christ
April 28, 2024 at 10:47 PM
"just gonna hop in the shower". yeah ok. why not do a handstand on a patch of ice next. jesus christ
DON’T SWAP ALMOND MILK INTO YOUR COFFEE WHERE’S THERE’S USUALLY OAT MILK!
April 22, 2024 at 6:16 PM
DON’T SWAP ALMOND MILK INTO YOUR COFFEE WHERE’S THERE’S USUALLY OAT MILK!
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An independent contractor is just someone who gets smaller all on their own
April 5, 2024 at 3:31 AM
An independent contractor is just someone who gets smaller all on their own
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for no particular reason, a bonus QOTD from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
March 29, 2024 at 6:31 PM
for no particular reason, a bonus QOTD from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
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there should be a website where you can search the World Wide Web
March 25, 2024 at 3:35 AM
there should be a website where you can search the World Wide Web
I would like to formally thank Altium for crashing at 4:59pm today. Saved me from myself
March 16, 2024 at 12:09 AM
I would like to formally thank Altium for crashing at 4:59pm today. Saved me from myself
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Forgot my earbuds for work today. Guess I’ll die then
January 23, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Forgot my earbuds for work today. Guess I’ll die then
Food so good I ate it standing over the counter
February 14, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Food so good I ate it standing over the counter
Was key lime pie a tart all along?
January 27, 2024 at 8:30 AM
Was key lime pie a tart all along?
Forgot my earbuds for work today. Guess I’ll die then
January 23, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Forgot my earbuds for work today. Guess I’ll die then
In the first season of the Sopranos they’re at the Bing and Chris picks up the phone and says, “Bada Bing!” I didn’t know that was the name of the establishment at that point but I didn’t question it. I just assumed that was how Italians answered the phone
January 18, 2024 at 3:22 AM
In the first season of the Sopranos they’re at the Bing and Chris picks up the phone and says, “Bada Bing!” I didn’t know that was the name of the establishment at that point but I didn’t question it. I just assumed that was how Italians answered the phone
Making me go to work tomorrow should be illega
January 15, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Making me go to work tomorrow should be illega
do YOU know about the vagus nerve?
January 3, 2024 at 7:45 PM
do YOU know about the vagus nerve?
BREAKING: Monk wakes up from 35 year meditation induced coma and says, “2024 is the year the monkeys handle it”
January 2, 2024 at 5:48 AM
BREAKING: Monk wakes up from 35 year meditation induced coma and says, “2024 is the year the monkeys handle it”
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that’s meep in the corner
January 1, 2024 at 10:38 PM
that’s meep in the corner
I got my crash report features crashing on me
December 14, 2023 at 8:12 PM
I got my crash report features crashing on me