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big mama zoot
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i write + read the stars.
one of my colleagues so fine. respectfully.

but i be looking at the zoom screen just like this when i see them.
March 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
idk who’s making these new strategists. but to have less than 5000 healing as a cloak & dagger is insane. 😭

baby just bounce the heals off the wall and floor into the bag!
February 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i miss neyow’s creole cafe. in desperate need of a bow wow, 12 chargrilled oysters, and that seafood dressing like my mind is bad. 🫠
February 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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I don't know why people think social media is a place for disagreements, at all. We can't have a disagreement without first having a shared understanding of facts. If you're a stranger, there's no reason for me to assume we share that understanding. That's why so many people "misread" then attack.
Today's experience confirms my fear that BlueSky is just another filter bubble where people pile onto anyone who disagrees with the orthodoxy. It's like an equal-but-opposite X.

We need a platform where people can disagree respectfully. Wrote about it a while back:
www.theleopard.eu/p/mr-bluesky...
Mr Bluesky
The demise of X is bad news for online pluralism – and Bluesky isn't helping.
www.theleopard.eu
February 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Everyone seems to be waiting on saviors, messiahs.

This is not a strategy.
February 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
nah the cheating on marvel rivals is out of hand. you telling me a mf that got cooked on scarlet witch, a no aim character, didn’t miss a single shot with HELA on the replay????

IN QUICK PLAY, mind you!!
February 15, 2025 at 6:24 AM
i am so mad that i loved that osea body oil enough to get the full bottle. sick of this expensive ass, good ass, healthy skin ass shit!
February 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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It's plenty Black folks i wouldn't invite to the cookout. Let's get THAT list straight before we start taking walk ups
February 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
occasionally an artist that i don’t like makes one song that i do like.

(this is about yessirski by lil pump. why did we never get the official joint?)
February 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Someone should probably check in on Drake. Pretty much the entire crowd, including Beyoncé and Taylor Swift, was singing and dancing along to Kendrick Lamar’s diss ‘Not Like Us’ at the 2025 Grammys.
The Grammys Turned Into a ‘Not Like Us’ Sing-along
Someone should probably check in on Drake. Pretty much the entire crowd, including Beyoncé and Taylor Swift, was singing and dancing along to Kendrick Lamar’s diss ‘Not Like Us’ at the 2025 Grammys.
www.vulture.com
February 3, 2025 at 6:10 AM
somebody gotta put drake on goonicide watch.
February 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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I think the biggest thing tripping me out rn about social media is watching people argue with each other & blame each other for Trump winning when he has all but confessed to stealing the election lol. & they’ll acknowledge he said it but still blame everybody 😭
January 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
copped a new arabian perfume for layering that smells like a slightly better version of warm vanilla sugar from B&BW.

when i layer it with that maitha perfume oil…mmmmm.
January 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
i’m trying to get to lord with mantis on marvel rivals.

but the way i keep getting matched with tanks too scared to be in the front and dps that don’t shoot…iont even wanna heal y’all no more. 😭🥲
January 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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I am begging the national media to start taking this seriously.

Stop buying the claims that the framing of "temporary" or "pause."

They are altering the review processes of federally funded scientific research from merit-based peer review processes to political screening by ideologues.
NEW — OMB temporarily pauses all agency grants and loans programs.

Per copy of memo: "The use of Federal resources to advance Marxist equity, transgenderism, and green new deal social engineering policies is a waste of taxpayer dollars that does not improve the day-to-day lives of those we serve."
January 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
giggling like a maniac because i found the black panther crocs for my mom for her birthday today. AND i got her a purple floral arrangement to match.🤭

i love loving on my people, and i take a lot of pride in doing it well.
January 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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I want my people to free themselves from the Klandashian shackles like it’s getting so embarrassing atp!
January 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
in hindsight, drake definitely sent that cease and desist on the like that record. he did not, in fact, like that record.
January 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
of course my computer would shut down for a reboot and update RIGHT when i finish a project that’s taken me all week.

i’m finna crash out.
January 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
got my hands on the new true frontal line from outre. i might have to muster up some strength to pluck and install one.
January 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I can't scream this any louder. Early days of the panny proved we NEED the arts!

We will not survive the next four years without creating time/spaces for JOY!!
In order for people to believe the world can be different we have to spark their imaginations. They are defunding arts programs because they don’t want us to believe we can create anything. We can change whatever we believe we can.
January 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
BOURBON VOICED?? mannnnn lmfaoooo
The bourbon voiced ladies used to have me in a chokehold. Figuratively. I do the choking round here, Maya Angelou.
Do you sound like ja rule? Yes or no?
January 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
once again my package was stolen from my doorstep and it’s like…mm. you broke or sumn?

all i know is if they step one foot outside in my robe or my wig and i’m beating tf out of them.
January 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
my moon knight getting a lil good.🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
January 9, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Follow the plan, not your mood
January 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM