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@dantrachtenberg.bsky.social The audience at my 4DX early preview screening of Predator Badlands was gasping and laughing the entire time. It was awesome. #Predator
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Congress is just one big HOA but for the whole country.

#trump #MTG #Boebert #jdvance #democrats #republicans #karens #politics #AOC #TACO
July 8, 2025 at 10:09 AM
In response to the ongoing political crisis threatening America, the Democrats have announced they've decided to start a podcast

#democracy #election #voting #trump #jdvance #zohran #mamdani #AOC #Bernie #Sanders
July 2, 2025 at 5:46 AM
BREAKING: Amazon announces that the new James Bond will be determined by stack slappers only license to kill 3 out of 5 no oddjob.

#jamesbond #denisvilleneuve #bond #goldeneye
July 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
May 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I have the opposite of Dunning-Kruger. I'm just smart enough to know exactly how much of a nematode I am.
May 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Republicans win because their slogans are like "Build the wall"

Democrats lose because their slogans are like "Overturn the decision of the United States Supreme Court case Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, 558 U.S. 310 (2010)"

We have to do better.
April 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
PokƩmon Go was the anti-COVID
February 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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my 10yo recently said to me ā€œwhat if every country on earth has ninjas but we only know about the japanese ones because they’re the worstā€ and I can’t stop thinking about it
December 29, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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December 21, 2024 at 12:18 AM
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To everyone in a similar scenario: the tactic my doctor's office has taught me is to ask, in writing, for:
1) the name, board specialty, and license number of the doctor making the determination the treatment was not medically necessary;
March 26, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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Mood.
November 3, 2023 at 3:21 PM
November 21, 2024 at 12:49 AM
November 18, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Escaping Xitter and finding a Wachowski feels like escaping the MatrixšŸ’Š and finding the Oracle all by myself 😊
November 12, 2024 at 8:53 AM
Do not go genji into that good Night Trap,
Dragon Age should burn and Wave Racer at close of dayZ;
Do not go gentle into that Shovel Knight.
Rage, rage against the dying of the Metro Last Light.
November 12, 2024 at 7:26 AM
All of us escaping the MAGAt blue checkmark NPCs on Xitter #deleteX #deletetwitter #deleteXitter
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November 12, 2024 at 6:40 AM