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zoey trope
@zoeylikesit.bsky.social
Los Angeles based sometimes writer, sometimes event producer for LA Polyamory. Former sex blogger / cam girl now just a hot grumpy auntie on the internet.
My favorite part about Pilates is watching these girlies struggle to make less than a 37 point turn to exit this parking lot in their way too large Audi SUV.
March 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Greenland has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
*watches the USMNT lose to a country the U.S. has economically or militarily threatened in the last month*
March 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Nearly two decades of posting thirst traps on the internet and nothing gets me like when one of my boos compliments me on the most basic selfie. ❤️
March 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Do monogamous couples actually like spending time with each other?

Spoiler: the rule is to spend intentional time together every 7 days, 7 weeks, and 7 months.

www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/a-fu...
Could the "777 Rule" Improve Your Relationship?
You don't have to follow it exactly but the general idea could help.
www.psychologytoday.com
March 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Are people seriously using “nonmonog” in their dating profiles?

If you can’t bother with the extra letters, how you gonna handle extra partners?
March 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
We need to talk about the damaging effects of bad sex ed that promotes sex as something only two people share when they’re in love.

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March 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Me, an emotional masochist, watching this and reliving Gotham semifinal like I’m reading text messages from an ex.
Watching “For The Win: NWSL” on Prime Video for the plot.
The plot:
March 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I’m polyamorous so I can’t choose one.

It’s In-N-Out burger, Mc Donald’s Diet Coke, Burger King fries, Wendy’s frosty, JIB curly fries.

And Taco Bell Crunchwrap supreme. 😌
A for me.
February 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Loving this 2025 version of “Don’t Bother”

www.instagram.com/reel/DF__ajc...

“I don’t regret your cock ‘cause sex was great with me” 🤭
Redirecting...
www.instagram.com
February 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
🤭 I don’t hate it. This is Oasis level pettiness.
Stop crying your heart out! 😘🏆 #UCL

📸 Prime Video
February 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Everybody gets a tasteful nude and thoughtful message while I take a flower arrangement class with my bestie.
Valentine's Day is this week and I'm polyamorous so if you'll excuse me I'm off to apply for a loan
February 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Yes. If you have a body like Luka Doncic, please slide into my DMs.
Like genuinely Luka Doncic has the ideal male body type the Mavs nutritionists are incorrect and I am correct
February 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Polyamory is great but now my bed is broken (again).
February 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Winners of the 2025 Grammys: women and Kendrick

Losers: Drake and Piqué
February 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Of all the songs on her album she’s performing the diss track. We love to see it!

I’m team “always remind your ex of their fumble”
Shakira winning on her and her ex’s shared birthday. The best revenge album. 😌 #Grammys
February 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Shakira winning on her and her ex’s shared birthday. The best revenge album. 😌 #Grammys
February 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
A Lady Gaga MV in a Mastercard commercial? This is absolutely the gay Super Bowl. #Grammys
February 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Reminds me of this when he honored Taylor Hawkins - youtu.be/P2KnD7sfpoA?...
January 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
As a bisexual woman… absolutely. The boys are so pretty and the women have me in a chokehold.
Someone has to say this but soccer has by far the best looking humans out of every sport and it’s because of how diverse and inclusive the population tends to be. There’s not even one standard of beauty. You can pick a random league and they will put every other sport to shame.
January 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I prioritized my physical health last year and I’m experiencing all the benefits in my mental health and my personal relationships. It’s brought me so much more joy.
Why are you proud of yourself right now ? 😍
January 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Each partner gets a different ringtone. This is the way.
some people may think the hardest part of polyamory is scheduling but i think it’s remembering which app each partner messages on 😂
January 24, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I think being polyamorous has really helped set me up for success with fostering a dog. It happened so quickly after my dog died, but I had the resources and knowledge to build and nurture a relationship with full knowledge that we will eventually outgrow it. The commitment is just as strong.
January 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Things in my drafts that I’ve been meaning to post about…

- the arrogance of couples privilege (not everyone wants what you have)
- date zeros are dumb and you just need to learn how to date better
- how polyamory helped me say goodbye to my 14 year old dog
- how I have abs now
January 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The last couple years, my friends have looked to been thoroughly entertained by my “dating wrapped” recaps. Unfortunately 2024 is the year I went on zero first dates. I even had to say to someone “I’m not not single but I’m also not available even though I’m polyamorous.”

😳
a woman with a backpack is standing in front of a car talking to someone .
ALT: a woman with a backpack is standing in front of a car talking to someone .
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December 7, 2024 at 12:51 AM
First time blocking someone on this app and it was an annoying polyam influencer and not someone harassing me. Nature is healing. 😌
December 5, 2024 at 1:13 AM