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Zoe The Pup
@zoethepup.bsky.social
High puppy energy with a side of millennial ennui.
Crinkly || Cringey || Nostalgic || I am much older than 18 ||
More middle than baby ||
Post a picture or video that's been driving you crazy lately.
November 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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🎉 GIVEAWAY TIME! 🎉
Excited to release my Unicorn design for both Men and Women, I’m celebrating by giving three lucky Rugrats a free pair! 👀🩲🔥

How to Enter:
✨ Like
✨ Follow
✨ Repost

That’s it — you’re in! 🙌

🗓 Ends Sunday, 30 November
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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*flips her hair over her eye and looks at you*

Hey you! Yeah. You. The girl that smells like piss and baby powder

Wanna go make out under the bleachers?
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Abu diaper with the wings tied
Piss and shit and cum inside
November 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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“What fictional Character do you associate me with?”
Dude.
Dude.
You are your oc to me. All of yous.
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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🚨 48HR YCH Flash Sale! 🚨
15% off ALL YCHs 💥

Trying to raise $400 to cover bills + get a pregnancy pillow 💕

🐾 Customizable YCHs
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#YCH #Babyfur #Kidfur
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Well that crash changes things
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
You don't understand how fucking good this post is
Abu diaper with the wings tied
Piss and shit and cum inside
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This tweet rules so fucking much
Abu diaper with the wings tied
Piss and shit and cum inside
November 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Abu diaper with the wings tied
Piss and shit and cum inside
November 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Tomorrow is the next day but today can be right now for all the changes you require
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Swim diapers are awesome! Because no one can tell when I’m wet 😇

Artwork by @smokeyaussie.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Just went into my favorite bodega and got a chopped cheese and the proprietor was like “no charge brother. Mamdani won.” This town is crazy!
November 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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BORN TO BAB WORLD IS A PAIL Pee Em All 1989 I am pail fox 410,757,864,530 USED PAMPS
August 21, 2023 at 9:35 PM
I'm so damn tired

The time change kicks my ass every year
November 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I am homeless. I have no income, and I could desperately use any help at all if you can. I'm sorry to ask but right now I'm fucking terrified and have nowhere to go
November 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
gonna get my marci badge psa graded
November 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
TORONTO SPORTS TEAMS I DO NOT CARE FOR YOU I DID NOT WANT TO BE A JAYS FAN BUT I ENDED UP ONE AND NOW THIS
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The rain-rotted house on the dead end of Baytree, old bitter lady
Sits caddy corner to the aftershock from the quarry
She says "America's a spoiled child that's ignorant of grief"
But then she gives out full-sized candy bars on Halloween

We had to add it to the tab
To die we'd have to settle up
November 1, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The fucking jays
October 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Sparkledog fursona that cums white monster
October 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
MOM, MOM, my diaper smells like it just went 18 innings int he world series.
October 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Sparkledog fursona that cums white monster
October 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM