Zoe The Pup
@zoethepup.bsky.social
High puppy energy with a side of millennial ennui.
Crinkly || Cringey || Nostalgic || I am much older than 18 ||
More middle than baby ||
Crinkly || Cringey || Nostalgic || I am much older than 18 ||
More middle than baby ||
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I just want some peeks!
I just want some peeks!
February 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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I just want some peeks!
I just want some peeks!
hahahahaha!
For REAL though.
For REAL though.
February 3, 2026 at 3:17 PM
hahahahaha!
For REAL though.
For REAL though.
ABU Canada I don't think has had a restock in like.... 6-8 months lol
February 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
ABU Canada I don't think has had a restock in like.... 6-8 months lol
We watched a Phish concert and Human Centipede
Two things I now wish I had never seen
Wе smoked weed out of a Pepsi can
Lying around under a Christmas tree
Two things I now wish I had never seen
Wе smoked weed out of a Pepsi can
Lying around under a Christmas tree
February 3, 2026 at 2:43 AM
We watched a Phish concert and Human Centipede
Two things I now wish I had never seen
Wе smoked weed out of a Pepsi can
Lying around under a Christmas tree
Two things I now wish I had never seen
Wе smoked weed out of a Pepsi can
Lying around under a Christmas tree
art idea: Zoe taking a fleet enema orally
February 1, 2026 at 8:17 PM
art idea: Zoe taking a fleet enema orally
Reposted by Zoe The Pup
faking that you have to potty so you can have a caregiver bring you to a potty then you sit there just smiling at them as they have to wait and get bored and then you get off the potty and find a place on the ground to go >>>>>
January 30, 2026 at 5:05 PM
faking that you have to potty so you can have a caregiver bring you to a potty then you sit there just smiling at them as they have to wait and get bored and then you get off the potty and find a place on the ground to go >>>>>
Wireshark?
More like uhhhh diaper, shart?
More like uhhhh diaper, shart?
January 28, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Wireshark?
More like uhhhh diaper, shart?
More like uhhhh diaper, shart?
Missed you strigi, glad to see you back
January 28, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Missed you strigi, glad to see you back
Sooooo awesome!!! I have a lot of eco guilt about my disposable diapers
January 27, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Sooooo awesome!!! I have a lot of eco guilt about my disposable diapers
Plant-based hydrogel may slash the lifespan of diapers and tampons from centuries to months | CBC News share.google/ermTIEn0ot45...
This is so good!!!!
This is so good!!!!
Plant-based hydrogel may slash the lifespan of diapers and tampons from centuries to months | CBC News
Disposable sanitary products can take 500 years to decompose, but a research team at the University of Waterloo is on a mission to cut down that time.
share.google
January 27, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Plant-based hydrogel may slash the lifespan of diapers and tampons from centuries to months | CBC News share.google/ermTIEn0ot45...
This is so good!!!!
This is so good!!!!
Reposted by Zoe The Pup
When you first start exploring diapers
December 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
When you first start exploring diapers
I'm not crying 'cause I'm here
But causе I wish that I was there
Becausе I told me not to notice
When I could feel you losing focus
'Cause I felt that way before
I don't take echoes in my wind
But a loser never wins
And I'm a loser, always been
But causе I wish that I was there
Becausе I told me not to notice
When I could feel you losing focus
'Cause I felt that way before
I don't take echoes in my wind
But a loser never wins
And I'm a loser, always been
January 24, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I'm not crying 'cause I'm here
But causе I wish that I was there
Becausе I told me not to notice
When I could feel you losing focus
'Cause I felt that way before
I don't take echoes in my wind
But a loser never wins
And I'm a loser, always been
But causе I wish that I was there
Becausе I told me not to notice
When I could feel you losing focus
'Cause I felt that way before
I don't take echoes in my wind
But a loser never wins
And I'm a loser, always been
Reposted by Zoe The Pup
charlie kirk diaper vr
December 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
charlie kirk diaper vr
Saw this band tonight and I am satisfied in ways sex never could
Sleep well Emily
The noise that you make carries over to the morning
And my shaky legs carry you to bed
Sleep off the emptiness that cowers with dread
Hold your ticket ‘bove your shoulders
As the Chicago river continues to boil
With your feet in the water
And your head in your pillow
The noise that you make carries over to the morning
And my shaky legs carry you to bed
Sleep off the emptiness that cowers with dread
Hold your ticket ‘bove your shoulders
As the Chicago river continues to boil
With your feet in the water
And your head in your pillow
January 23, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Saw this band tonight and I am satisfied in ways sex never could
Honestly.
I don't know
I don't know
January 23, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Honestly.
I don't know
I don't know
Reposted by Zoe The Pup
🟧🟦 IT'S WEREDOG DAY!!! 🟧🟦
We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!
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We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!
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January 21, 2026 at 4:01 PM
🟧🟦 IT'S WEREDOG DAY!!! 🟧🟦
We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!
TO ENTER:
❤️ LIKE ➕ FOLLOW
💬REPLY & 🔄 REPOST
This post only!
ENDS on the 29th January 2026, at 4pm GMT.
Winner will be announced & contacted by this account only.
We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!
TO ENTER:
❤️ LIKE ➕ FOLLOW
💬REPLY & 🔄 REPOST
This post only!
ENDS on the 29th January 2026, at 4pm GMT.
Winner will be announced & contacted by this account only.