Zoe The Pup
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zoethepup.bsky.social
Zoe The Pup
@zoethepup.bsky.social
High puppy energy with a side of millennial ennui.
Crinkly || Cringey || Nostalgic || I am much older than 18 ||
More middle than baby ||
The rain-rotted house on the dead end of Baytree, old bitter lady
Sits caddy corner to the aftershock from the quarry
She says "America's a spoiled child that's ignorant of grief"
But then she gives out full-sized candy bars on Halloween

We had to add it to the tab
To die we'd have to settle up
November 1, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Ayo
October 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
A hot new bombshell has entered the building
October 11, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Y'all I ain't lying.

I have hundreds of these coming up
October 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Nibs got range too
October 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My tiktok feed is all plushies being puppeted to metal music or sexy songs
October 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
All American I proudly wave my flag
And I fistfight over football
And get black out drunk with dad

All American we're the global police
Cuz we're the ones who beat the Nazis
Just ask the Nazis on our streets
October 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM