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The New Workout Plan
R&D section of the department is currently launching an investigation into this
June 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
gulp
June 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
AWNSER THE QUESTIONS DAWG 💔⛓️
June 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
woke purge be like: let it happen all year and call it abortion 🤷‍♂️
#oopsitsallliberals
March 17, 2025 at 7:43 AM
frankenstein lost its humanity
hxh gained its humanity
❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹
March 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
frankenstein lost his humanity
the monster gained his humanity
💔💔💔
March 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
elon musk bought a website for a bagillion dollaes just to signal boost his dog shit memes and RP as his OWN SON 😭
March 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
peak 💔
March 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
top 14 what? apples? bananas?
March 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
yo yo yo @donaldjtrump wassup BE-OTCHHHH
March 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
why didnt kendrick just drink some fucking water?
March 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
"I would kill for you" followed by the blue line not changing 💀
Yeah...nah
February 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I open replies and wonder where the whimsy went
February 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
do ppl with big fat tits cave dive? if I has basketball sized nuts ik I wouldnt
February 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
help me help youuuuu 😩
February 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Jarvis, navigate alt accounts. Zoom, enhance, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦. Post nuanced opinion on topical issue, switch accounts, XxClownPrincexX. "My tears don't fall, they crash." POST
February 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
what flavor chocolate? what species of strawberry? how many strawberries? size of strawberries? hard chocolate? liquid chocolate? coverage of chocolate on strawberry? thickness of chocolate layer? specific brand? boxed? bagged? air sealed? with the leaves? organic? decorated? designed? homemade?
February 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
WHAT-mancy????????
February 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
tell me this shit aint true love 🥹❤️‍🩹
Bron in a Luka tee
February 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
fujoshimoto after making denji run through every girl so he can finally draw men fucking
February 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
LordSexTits...
February 12, 2025 at 7:32 AM
it's funny cause I act a fool online but if you caught me irl my affluence would knock your fucking socks off
February 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I never bathe, cause bathe is the cousin of washed 💔🐺
February 12, 2025 at 7:21 AM
meekmill getting away with being the evil lil spoon robin to diddys diabolical rapist batman
February 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
BeaveSet 🔓 unlocked
Truth 👀 in sight
February 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM