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The New Workout Plan
peak 💔
March 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I open replies and wonder where the whimsy went
February 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Jarvis, navigate alt accounts. Zoom, enhance, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦. Post nuanced opinion on topical issue, switch accounts, XxClownPrincexX. "My tears don't fall, they crash." POST
February 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
WHAT-mancy????????
February 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
LordSexTits...
February 12, 2025 at 7:32 AM
SigmaMale<ZetaMale<BeaverMale
February 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
February 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
hes been slowly pulling this move, stay woke... 👀
February 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
as he should, the shit just frys me
February 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I forgot abt this shit 😭😭 it really explains his whole life
December 4, 2024 at 10:38 AM
you just dont get niche hate pieces like this here and its heartbreaking 💔
November 11, 2024 at 4:26 PM
do you think they know they made me rock fucking hard?
November 6, 2024 at 5:51 PM
my nonchalance staring down my need to run around on all fours
November 4, 2024 at 4:54 PM
these songs do the same thing for me
November 4, 2024 at 4:17 PM
November 3, 2024 at 6:23 PM
"I'm vanilla." mind you, the man likes 12 year olds
November 3, 2024 at 12:07 AM
yamabro popped out the womb awakened, peep them clouds #IFITAINTGOATEDITAINTODEN
October 30, 2024 at 2:06 PM
do we consider okarun's physique natty considering he used PeG? (performance enhancing grannies)
October 28, 2024 at 5:14 PM
🗣️🗣️🗣️
October 28, 2024 at 4:22 PM
October 28, 2024 at 3:57 PM
October 28, 2024 at 3:34 PM
imagine being a tree person pushing 900 and you just gotta watch this shit go down like
October 22, 2024 at 6:32 PM
"tigers, crack the playoffs and upset the astros, lions, get the first seed in NFC North over the vikings, and pistons, well, you just be the pistons..."
October 21, 2024 at 12:17 PM
"I dont like Jiji/Aira cause they get in the way of MomoRun"
"I dont fw Kinta cause hes fat and weird"
"I hope Mr.Shirmp gets hit by an 18 wheeler"
October 18, 2024 at 6:27 PM
dear frank ocean, I forgive you for being gay, it isnt your fault 🫂
October 18, 2024 at 5:18 PM