Fully frustrated, ready to lose my shit and my husband says "is this really worth being upset over?"
a woman in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flames
Alt: Mrs. White in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flames
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Fully frustrated, ready to lose my shit and my husband says "is this really worth being upset over?"
Is it just me or is everyone exceptionally stupid today?
January 20, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Is it just me or is everyone exceptionally stupid today?
Watching this game counts as a workout i dont care what anyone says. My heart rate is elevated!
January 18, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Watching this game counts as a workout i dont care what anyone says. My heart rate is elevated!
Just watched the most annoying guy in the bar crash and burn with his date and it was FABULOUS
January 17, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Just watched the most annoying guy in the bar crash and burn with his date and it was FABULOUS
After many years of this debate with my mother in law I have started cooking it in muffin cups. They are stuffins.
UK English language survey!!
If you make traditional stuffing for a roast, but cook it outside of the animal in a separate baking tray, what do you then call it? Thread for context but plz reply here with location/relevant info
If you make traditional stuffing for a roast, but cook it outside of the animal in a separate baking tray, what do you then call it? Thread for context but plz reply here with location/relevant info
I’d be amazed if there wasn’t some part of the UK where the term is used! Let’s wait and see… 🤞
January 12, 2026 at 12:39 AM
After many years of this debate with my mother in law I have started cooking it in muffin cups. They are stuffins.
4.5 hours until im off work and can start on my new book. It will feel like forever. @bradmeltzer.com
January 6, 2026 at 6:53 PM
4.5 hours until im off work and can start on my new book. It will feel like forever. @bradmeltzer.com
One of those days where its clear im so clumsy I should just stop trying to do anything
January 4, 2026 at 2:19 AM
One of those days where its clear im so clumsy I should just stop trying to do anything
Forgot how much I truely love vegemite. Aussies please send me uses for it other than on toast.
December 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Forgot how much I truely love vegemite. Aussies please send me uses for it other than on toast.
Very nearly ruined the chili I was making when I went to throw in a dash of cayenne pepper without realizing the shaker cap was gone. Thankfully I realized just in time to stop from dumping the whole thing in.
December 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Very nearly ruined the chili I was making when I went to throw in a dash of cayenne pepper without realizing the shaker cap was gone. Thankfully I realized just in time to stop from dumping the whole thing in.
Why does everyone decide to be incompetent on the same day?! I'm just trying to do my job and punch out, stop making it harder!!!
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Why does everyone decide to be incompetent on the same day?! I'm just trying to do my job and punch out, stop making it harder!!!
I tripped today, full face plant in the middle of the street. I'm not sure what hurts more, my face, my shoulder, or the fact that every time my husband looks at my face he looks worried and asks if I'm sure I'm OK.
December 3, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I tripped today, full face plant in the middle of the street. I'm not sure what hurts more, my face, my shoulder, or the fact that every time my husband looks at my face he looks worried and asks if I'm sure I'm OK.
Really enjoyed the bathroom graffiti at this concert
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Really enjoyed the bathroom graffiti at this concert
Things I have said at Thanksgiving
Turkey carving is not a gendered activity
It's OK I have a bunch of crochet penises at home, I'm pretty much a dude.
Turkey carving is not a gendered activity
It's OK I have a bunch of crochet penises at home, I'm pretty much a dude.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Things I have said at Thanksgiving
Turkey carving is not a gendered activity
It's OK I have a bunch of crochet penises at home, I'm pretty much a dude.
Turkey carving is not a gendered activity
It's OK I have a bunch of crochet penises at home, I'm pretty much a dude.
Look I dont really complain much about poor service especially this time of year but if I see someone actively making their coworkers lives harder I'm going to speak up. Don't be a dick to your coworkers.
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Look I dont really complain much about poor service especially this time of year but if I see someone actively making their coworkers lives harder I'm going to speak up. Don't be a dick to your coworkers.
@bianchiweather.bsky.social soup weather warning?
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
@bianchiweather.bsky.social soup weather warning?
Hey settle a debate for me if I say to a coworker
"Linda had some naughty ideas in that meeting today"
Is that OK, or should I choose different phrasing?
"Linda had some naughty ideas in that meeting today"
Is that OK, or should I choose different phrasing?
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Hey settle a debate for me if I say to a coworker
"Linda had some naughty ideas in that meeting today"
Is that OK, or should I choose different phrasing?
"Linda had some naughty ideas in that meeting today"
Is that OK, or should I choose different phrasing?
Last week I wrote down all the crafts I need to finish before Christmas. It was far too many, so I have of course added 3 more ....
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Last week I wrote down all the crafts I need to finish before Christmas. It was far too many, so I have of course added 3 more ....
Reposted by Mars Zipan
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Have we figured out what DC sandwich guys order is? I really really want to know what was on that sub
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Have we figured out what DC sandwich guys order is? I really really want to know what was on that sub
Got that deep in my bones chronic illness fatigue going on. The kind where I wish I could hang my skeleton up in the closet to give it a break while the rest of me lays here in a puddle.
Also i generally don't like being touched but got a big hug today and that was... not my favorite.
Also i generally don't like being touched but got a big hug today and that was... not my favorite.
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Got that deep in my bones chronic illness fatigue going on. The kind where I wish I could hang my skeleton up in the closet to give it a break while the rest of me lays here in a puddle.
Also i generally don't like being touched but got a big hug today and that was... not my favorite.
Also i generally don't like being touched but got a big hug today and that was... not my favorite.
"Today was a lot but now I can chill and don't have to go anywhere or do anything" I said earlier. Today wanted to prove me Wong so here I am, gone somewhere, doing something.
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
"Today was a lot but now I can chill and don't have to go anywhere or do anything" I said earlier. Today wanted to prove me Wong so here I am, gone somewhere, doing something.
Finally finished my frog and toad bag hangers. I love them and their ridiculous oversize overalls
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Finally finished my frog and toad bag hangers. I love them and their ridiculous oversize overalls
I know this won't surprise anyone but the hot chocolate liquid iv is an absolute nightmare
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I know this won't surprise anyone but the hot chocolate liquid iv is an absolute nightmare
Coldplay is awful anyway but why do people insist on playing it at sports? People are supposed to be getting pumped up
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Coldplay is awful anyway but why do people insist on playing it at sports? People are supposed to be getting pumped up