pjft
@zetzertzak.bsky.social
Technically, a lawyer.
Amateur scifi/fantasy reader.
Thinker. Taylor. Bolger. Wry.
NOT a Floridian
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Amateur scifi/fantasy reader.
Thinker. Taylor. Bolger. Wry.
NOT a Floridian
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Intelligence is knowing that Scrooge meets four ghosts in A Christmas Carol.
Wisdom is knowing that he meets five ghosts.
Wisdom is knowing that he meets five ghosts.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Intelligence is knowing that Scrooge meets four ghosts in A Christmas Carol.
Wisdom is knowing that he meets five ghosts.
Wisdom is knowing that he meets five ghosts.
The second half of Weird Al Yankovic’s “Foil” is still the best surprise.
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 AM
The second half of Weird Al Yankovic’s “Foil” is still the best surprise.
Freakier Friday is probably better than the original.
Weapons may have a perfect ending.
June Diane Raphael was in both.
This is the summer double-bill.
Weapons may have a perfect ending.
June Diane Raphael was in both.
This is the summer double-bill.
August 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Freakier Friday is probably better than the original.
Weapons may have a perfect ending.
June Diane Raphael was in both.
This is the summer double-bill.
Weapons may have a perfect ending.
June Diane Raphael was in both.
This is the summer double-bill.
Marvel cover of the day
If you see this, post a Marvel cover that you love
If you see this, post a Marvel cover that you love
July 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Marvel cover of the day
If you see this, post a Marvel cover that you love
If you see this, post a Marvel cover that you love
@anyaustin.bsky.social Rewatching some of your videos, and I think you’re using “unemployment rate” when you mean “labor force participation rate.”
June 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
@anyaustin.bsky.social Rewatching some of your videos, and I think you’re using “unemployment rate” when you mean “labor force participation rate.”
This is a #BluePrince stan account from now on
April 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
This is a #BluePrince stan account from now on
Casual Fridays have gone too far
April 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Casual Fridays have gone too far
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I enthusiastically aid and abet terrorism.
JUST IN: Deputy Assistant to the President and "Counterterrorism Czar" Sebastian Gorka says anyone advocating for due process for Kilmar Abrego Garcia could be viewed as "aiding and abetting a terrorist" and be federally charged. (h/t Philip Germain)
April 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I enthusiastically aid and abet terrorism.
For two years, I’ve been hearing about the gays trying to kill Jennifer Coolidge. Finally getting around to watching White Lotus Season 2.
Those gays?!?!?!
Those gays?!?!?!
April 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
For two years, I’ve been hearing about the gays trying to kill Jennifer Coolidge. Finally getting around to watching White Lotus Season 2.
Those gays?!?!?!
Those gays?!?!?!
In high school, I had about twenty burned cds in my car, all unlabeled, except for one that said “miscellaneous”.
I was cleaning out the garage and found an old CD case and folks this thing is incredible
* Weezer
* Bowling for Soup
* REM
* BNL
* Savage Garden
* Switchfoot
* Three Doors Down
* Nirvana
* Jimmy Eat World
* Everclear
* Five for Fighting
* Train
* Dave Matthews
and of course @eve6.bsky.social
* Weezer
* Bowling for Soup
* REM
* BNL
* Savage Garden
* Switchfoot
* Three Doors Down
* Nirvana
* Jimmy Eat World
* Everclear
* Five for Fighting
* Train
* Dave Matthews
and of course @eve6.bsky.social
March 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
In high school, I had about twenty burned cds in my car, all unlabeled, except for one that said “miscellaneous”.
The greatest “I wasn’t expecting that” was the second verse in Weird Al’s “Foil.”
March 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The greatest “I wasn’t expecting that” was the second verse in Weird Al’s “Foil.”
Happy Birthday, Nutmeg!
March 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Happy Birthday, Nutmeg!
CBS Miami just posted a news story live on location at MIA about a flight from Georgia that had to turn around and land because of an unruly passenger. So many questions…
What did this have to do with Miami?
Why did they film live in person at the airport the flight never even made it to?
What did this have to do with Miami?
Why did they film live in person at the airport the flight never even made it to?
March 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
CBS Miami just posted a news story live on location at MIA about a flight from Georgia that had to turn around and land because of an unruly passenger. So many questions…
What did this have to do with Miami?
Why did they film live in person at the airport the flight never even made it to?
What did this have to do with Miami?
Why did they film live in person at the airport the flight never even made it to?
Most days, I am “Handbags and Gladrags” by Stereophonics, but every now and then, I’m “Handbags and Gladrags” by Rod Stewart.
Some days you're Danny Brown's verse in "Bird W/O Nest" by Alice Longyu Gao, and some days you're Danny Brown's verse in "Submission" by Gorillaz
February 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Most days, I am “Handbags and Gladrags” by Stereophonics, but every now and then, I’m “Handbags and Gladrags” by Rod Stewart.
Had collagen added to my tear ducts today. Supposed to help with dry eye. Will observe and report back.
February 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Had collagen added to my tear ducts today. Supposed to help with dry eye. Will observe and report back.
Today, I won three probable cause arguments at bond hearing. That’s a rarity. Normally, I win zero.
February 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Today, I won three probable cause arguments at bond hearing. That’s a rarity. Normally, I win zero.
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Oh MAN I tried to parcel out the last episodes of COBRA KAI and I couldn’t. This show is incredible and I wish it wasn’t ending — but it ended PERFECTLY.
February 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Oh MAN I tried to parcel out the last episodes of COBRA KAI and I couldn’t. This show is incredible and I wish it wasn’t ending — but it ended PERFECTLY.
Good job, Cobra Kai
Perfect. No notes.
Perfect. No notes.
February 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Good job, Cobra Kai
Perfect. No notes.
Perfect. No notes.
“Democrats Threaten to Shut Down Government if President Continues to Shut Down Government”
February 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
“Democrats Threaten to Shut Down Government if President Continues to Shut Down Government”
Currently using ChatGPT to come up with the best nicknames for my Pokemon.
February 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Currently using ChatGPT to come up with the best nicknames for my Pokemon.
Jesus christ, it’s only been 8 days
January 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Jesus christ, it’s only been 8 days
36.
Also, this doesn’t count all the Unowns. I still have 27 Shiny Unowns to collect.
Also, this doesn’t count all the Unowns. I still have 27 Shiny Unowns to collect.
January 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
36.
Also, this doesn’t count all the Unowns. I still have 27 Shiny Unowns to collect.
Also, this doesn’t count all the Unowns. I still have 27 Shiny Unowns to collect.
47
51
Only 56 Shinies away from completing my Arceus Shiny Livingdex, but I suspect in the interest of time, I’m going to have to switch games to capture a few in the most efficient manner.
January 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
47
Comment what class it was when you have that dream about missing class all semester and then having to show up to take the test.
Calculus
Calculus
January 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Comment what class it was when you have that dream about missing class all semester and then having to show up to take the test.
Calculus
Calculus