leah
@zestitude.bsky.social
she/her | queer in an unspecified, vaguely threatening way. usually yelling about something. lots of cats. occasionally writing fiction, fan or otherwise.
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leah
@zestitude.bsky.social
· Nov 6
when I die I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in cevans' face
one of the greatest gifts yoga has given me is doing things in malasana that I previously would’ve had to bend at the waist for (unloading the dishwasher, scooping the litter box, blow drying my hair). my back is a lot happier lol
February 3, 2026 at 8:49 PM
one of the greatest gifts yoga has given me is doing things in malasana that I previously would’ve had to bend at the waist for (unloading the dishwasher, scooping the litter box, blow drying my hair). my back is a lot happier lol
reminding myself that not all product managers are technical product managers
February 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
reminding myself that not all product managers are technical product managers
this is only funny if you work in tech but baby that combination of the local call and the PDF instead of a .json file took me ALL the way out
February 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
this is only funny if you work in tech but baby that combination of the local call and the PDF instead of a .json file took me ALL the way out
this is bitchy but i asked one of my peers to send me a sample of an api response and he sent me a double whammy: a link to the call that began localhost:8080 and a PDF of the response lmao
February 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
this is bitchy but i asked one of my peers to send me a sample of an api response and he sent me a double whammy: a link to the call that began localhost:8080 and a PDF of the response lmao
i was fully throwing ass to bad bunny this morning while getting ready and then opened instagram and learned that apparently ilya is canonically a bad bunny fan. so that's all i've been thinking about for roughly seven hours now
February 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
i was fully throwing ass to bad bunny this morning while getting ready and then opened instagram and learned that apparently ilya is canonically a bad bunny fan. so that's all i've been thinking about for roughly seven hours now
hegseth is THE pissiest baby of all time god i fucking HATE these losers
February 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
hegseth is THE pissiest baby of all time god i fucking HATE these losers
all i can do to not respond to this by screaming at him that he’s my favorite author and kavalier and clay changed me on a cellular level and i did once force my therapist to listen to me read 80% of the introduction to summerland so i could cry about baseball
February 3, 2026 at 12:19 PM
all i can do to not respond to this by screaming at him that he’s my favorite author and kavalier and clay changed me on a cellular level and i did once force my therapist to listen to me read 80% of the introduction to summerland so i could cry about baseball
UH NO OFFENSE BUT MICHAEL FUCKING CHABON REPOSTED ME ON HIS STORY LMAO I’M NOT OKAY
February 3, 2026 at 12:18 PM
UH NO OFFENSE BUT MICHAEL FUCKING CHABON REPOSTED ME ON HIS STORY LMAO I’M NOT OKAY
and other deep thoughts
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
and other deep thoughts
hey um not to be dramatic but this book might kill me
February 3, 2026 at 1:22 AM
hey um not to be dramatic but this book might kill me
February 2, 2026 at 9:40 PM
if anyone wants the first 16 chapters of my life's work (the steve and bucky fanfic i've been writing for 12 years) let me know because i just formatted them for kindle and i'm in a sharing mood
note: i do not know when the next chapters will be ready but this will keep you busy for a while lmao
note: i do not know when the next chapters will be ready but this will keep you busy for a while lmao
February 2, 2026 at 9:40 PM
if anyone wants the first 16 chapters of my life's work (the steve and bucky fanfic i've been writing for 12 years) let me know because i just formatted them for kindle and i'm in a sharing mood
note: i do not know when the next chapters will be ready but this will keep you busy for a while lmao
note: i do not know when the next chapters will be ready but this will keep you busy for a while lmao
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the whole country is on fucking fire and Mamdani is just over there going down the checklist of shitty things no one should have allowed rich people to get away with, and honestly it gives me hope for a better world.
Incredible contrast between this and Keir Starmer running a delivery driver over
Mamdani Forces Delivery Apps to Pay Back $4.6 Million Cheated From Drivers
New York City's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, has already scored a major win for deliveristas working for three delivery giants.
futurism.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:05 PM
the whole country is on fucking fire and Mamdani is just over there going down the checklist of shitty things no one should have allowed rich people to get away with, and honestly it gives me hope for a better world.
the idea of someone who runs his mouth constantly about religion telling someone else to not make a political statement. this dumb bitch gets dumber every day
February 2, 2026 at 3:14 PM
the idea of someone who runs his mouth constantly about religion telling someone else to not make a political statement. this dumb bitch gets dumber every day
while i am not excited about an outdoor concert in late july it is deeply cute to me that noah kahan's entire tour is at baseball stadiums and also he's coming here three days after my birthday 🥹
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
while i am not excited about an outdoor concert in late july it is deeply cute to me that noah kahan's entire tour is at baseball stadiums and also he's coming here three days after my birthday 🥹
@davidyoungtbla.bsky.social text i got from my aunt yesterday 😂
February 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
@davidyoungtbla.bsky.social text i got from my aunt yesterday 😂
but also i’m right and my whole gay hockey bookclub agrees
also “stockholm” by harrison boe is a FAT hollanov song
also “stockholm” by harrison boe is a FAT hollanov song
February 1, 2026 at 7:19 PM
but also i’m right and my whole gay hockey bookclub agrees
also “stockholm” by harrison boe is a FAT hollanov song
also “stockholm” by harrison boe is a FAT hollanov song
preemptively getting mad at my friends over the concept of them not listening to noah kahan (she does)
February 1, 2026 at 7:17 PM
preemptively getting mad at my friends over the concept of them not listening to noah kahan (she does)
the person who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 7:04 PM
the person who runs this account
lmao we did it, kids. we broke a million views
February 1, 2026 at 6:43 PM
lmao we did it, kids. we broke a million views
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Being for a salary cap is anti-worker and pro-billionaire.
what's an interesting baseball fact most people don't know?
February 1, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Being for a salary cap is anti-worker and pro-billionaire.
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I can’t explain it but it’s giving high school melodrama on CW circa 2010
February 1, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I can’t explain it but it’s giving high school melodrama on CW circa 2010
screaming this is so accurate lmao
February 1, 2026 at 4:03 AM
screaming this is so accurate lmao
