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Elisabeth
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Entering my crone era.
Pinned
Nothing but respect for my Presidents #USNats #PrevagenUSChamps
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THE WOMEN'S EVENT IS GOING TO BE THE GREATEST OLYMPIC EVENT OF ALL TIME

what are men
January 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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it makes feel a lil insane how in just about every on-camera interview with alysa liu, the interviewer & alysa are having two different conversations. she breaks the brains of sports journalists with the power of YOLO-osity. and it’s only gonna get weirder at the olympics. #PrevagenUSChamps
January 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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Plot twist: They're sending Torgs, Max and Jason. Ilia has switched to pairs and he and Starr have been given an Olympic spot as part of a reality TV stunt to see if they can go from zero to Olympic champs in just one month - tune in for episode one next week only on NBC
January 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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Ik we’re getting all excited about Olympic announcements but on this Sakamoto Sunday just STOP and REMEMBER

This is the year of KAORI

#PrevagenUSChamps #figureskating
January 11, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Excited for Japan’s team gold medal! They will deserve it #USNats #PrevagenUSChamps #PrevagenIsStupidAndSoIsUSFSA
January 11, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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I just remembered figure skating is stupid anyway.
January 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Coming out of my skating stupor to find now that nitwit is doing more stupid shit with Greenland. I am not meant to deal with this bullshit administration and perimenopause at the same time!
January 11, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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2026 us figure skating championships, men's free skate:
#USChamps26
January 11, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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And in the end none of it was funny not one single moment and now I need to go lie on the floor and stare at the ceiling until I forget men exist
Wouldn't it be funny if Tomoki beat the best skater in the world and won nationals? #USNats
January 11, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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I want to go home.

(She says from her living room recliner)
January 11, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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usfsa you will remember their bodies of work and you will not snub your most consistent skater of the last three quads just bc he had one bad night. #USChamps26
January 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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man, when i was watching johnny weir compete in 2006, i never imagined he’d become the world’s most obnoxious quad oil salesman. #PrevagenUSChamps
January 11, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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Half this group of mens figure skaters have names that sound like they belong in YA novels #USNats
January 11, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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katarina killed dimitry, oona killed gage, anthony killed christina, vadym and emilea killed themselves. i love ice dance #PregavenUSChamps
January 11, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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Things are grim right now but as a reminder of who we are and why we fight, this is the US Women’s figuring skating champion.
January 10, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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This is a tough but necessary read. #ListentoSurvivors
January 10, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Last day of competition! First free dance group is up right meow 😸 #USNats #PrevagenUSChamps #DontGiveThePeopleYouLovePrevagenItsCrap
January 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
The spelling bee is ready for Cpom #USNats #PrevagenUSChamps
January 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Nothing but respect for my Presidents #USNats #PrevagenUSChamps
January 10, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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The three time US World Champion figure skater is a queer woman

Put that in your pipe and smoke it America
January 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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Immigration is good, actually.

Pass it on
Immigration is good, actually.
January 10, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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(btw, very recently went to a “memory clinic” appointment with my mom & the doctor went out of his way to tell us that prevagen is not just innocuous snake oil but actually bad for you. this has been a psa.) #SkateAmerica
January 10, 2026 at 2:08 AM