rereading the bible for funsies i guess but literally page one, day four god invents astrology and i think thats neat

theyre in my apartment inspecting and repairing the fire sprinklers rn and i have no idea when theyre wrapping up, unfortunately i also have to poop pray for me and my high fiber diet 💀

currently undefeated this mercury retrograde, ran over a nail on the drive to new mexico and had to replace our 2 front tires to make the drive home, didn't even have to put it on a credit card bc i had already been setting aside tire money 💅🏽✨

sorry ive been even more unresponsive than usual i accidentally started dabbling in the occult mysteries again and reading 600pg textbooks on neoplatonist theurgy and shit idk

@ariesfirebomb.bsky.social is one of the best entrepreneurs I’ve ever met. god/universe bless them further please!

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

All I wanna do with my life is to make art that turns people queer. It's what I'm here to do.

being "from a different era" is no excuse bc i just came out as transmasc/nb to my last living grandparent who flies into a confused rage whenever u try to explain bluetooth and wifi arent the same thing, and her reply was just "oh baby what that got to do with me? i cant live ur life for u"

me on the drive to the canadian border: bruh they got HELLA geese up here

Something to think about

this afternoon it was sunny, warm; i went for a walk outside on my lunch break with no coat on, had a great time. anyways its blizzarding now.

i'd trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterdayyy 🎶

petsmart is guantanamo bay for beta fish

one thing u need to understand abt me is i just be sayin shit