Zero Doinks: World’s Weirdest Chicago Bears Podcast
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Two idiot 40ish Bears fans who enjoy beverages and gambling. Original, we know. But at least we create music? #illini
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Zero Doinks is back for Season 7. So much has changed since S6 ended with the golden foot of Cairo breaking the hearts of Packers fans. BJ said yes to Kevin Warren and the Bears braintrust. Virginia McCaskey is dead. Dick Jauron? Also dead. But we have never felt more alive.
Drew Dalman > anyone the Bears have had at center since 2014 (Roberto Garza)
Bears back?
Bears back?
March 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Drew Dalman > anyone the Bears have had at center since 2014 (Roberto Garza)
Bears back?
Bears back?
Bears.
March 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Bears.
Zero Doinks is back for Season 7. So much has changed since S6 ended with the golden foot of Cairo breaking the hearts of Packers fans. BJ said yes to Kevin Warren and the Bears braintrust. Virginia McCaskey is dead. Dick Jauron? Also dead. But we have never felt more alive.
February 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Zero Doinks is back for Season 7. So much has changed since S6 ended with the golden foot of Cairo breaking the hearts of Packers fans. BJ said yes to Kevin Warren and the Bears braintrust. Virginia McCaskey is dead. Dick Jauron? Also dead. But we have never felt more alive.
Will the Bears losing streak end in 2024? We doubt it. Join us as we wrap up the 2024 version of Zero Doinks and will return after a new coach (and GM?) is hired. We love you, we want your Christmas to be very special and drunk
December 20, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Will the Bears losing streak end in 2024? We doubt it. Join us as we wrap up the 2024 version of Zero Doinks and will return after a new coach (and GM?) is hired. We love you, we want your Christmas to be very special and drunk
Four games left to extend a seven-game losing streak. Is this just going to be our lives, forever, until we are dead? Never thought that Grover would be a permanent guest on the show, giving his weekly award. Plus an explosive “Keep An Eye On Dan” puts Dan Doinks on his heels
December 11, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Four games left to extend a seven-game losing streak. Is this just going to be our lives, forever, until we are dead? Never thought that Grover would be a permanent guest on the show, giving his weekly award. Plus an explosive “Keep An Eye On Dan” puts Dan Doinks on his heels
December 6, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Anyone going to miss Flus? We feel weird about Kevin Warren being in charge. Ryan Poles, you’ve been naughty. This week’s weird episode.
December 4, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Anyone going to miss Flus? We feel weird about Kevin Warren being in charge. Ryan Poles, you’ve been naughty. This week’s weird episode.
My best guess as to why there was a delay in firing Flus Friday morning, and the reason the braintrust sent him to face the press one last time?
It was car wash time for Kevin Warren (no, not the Pat Fitzgerald locker room kind)
It was car wash time for Kevin Warren (no, not the Pat Fitzgerald locker room kind)
December 3, 2024 at 4:27 AM
My best guess as to why there was a delay in firing Flus Friday morning, and the reason the braintrust sent him to face the press one last time?
It was car wash time for Kevin Warren (no, not the Pat Fitzgerald locker room kind)
It was car wash time for Kevin Warren (no, not the Pat Fitzgerald locker room kind)
I see Mario Cristobal went to the Matt Eberflus school of mathematics
December 1, 2024 at 12:27 AM
I see Mario Cristobal went to the Matt Eberflus school of mathematics
How do we feel about people who watch shows at airport gates without wearing headphones
November 30, 2024 at 10:16 AM
How do we feel about people who watch shows at airport gates without wearing headphones
If the Bears don’t fire Eberflus today I swear …
… I’ll keep watching them because I’m an addict
… I’ll keep watching them because I’m an addict
November 29, 2024 at 2:50 PM
If the Bears don’t fire Eberflus today I swear …
… I’ll keep watching them because I’m an addict
… I’ll keep watching them because I’m an addict
Drop your Bears-Lions prediction.
Mine is that Eberflus will win his first challenge of 2024. And then he’ll get a haircut at halftime.
Mine is that Eberflus will win his first challenge of 2024. And then he’ll get a haircut at halftime.
November 28, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Drop your Bears-Lions prediction.
Mine is that Eberflus will win his first challenge of 2024. And then he’ll get a haircut at halftime.
Mine is that Eberflus will win his first challenge of 2024. And then he’ll get a haircut at halftime.
Thomas Brown and Caleb Williams. Should we keep this tandem together? Caleb looks unbelievable. Is Flus fired yet? Join us as we prepare for the inevitable Lions murder that’s about to happen. Much love to Onebar and Lupagus, congrats to their Vikings.
November 26, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Thomas Brown and Caleb Williams. Should we keep this tandem together? Caleb looks unbelievable. Is Flus fired yet? Join us as we prepare for the inevitable Lions murder that’s about to happen. Much love to Onebar and Lupagus, congrats to their Vikings.
Which one is your guy?
November 26, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Which one is your guy?
With Hicks out today, I’m looking forward to seeing the return of Craig Steltz at safety
November 24, 2024 at 4:43 PM
With Hicks out today, I’m looking forward to seeing the return of Craig Steltz at safety
No one wants to think about the Bears at the moment. As luck would have it, Dan and Bill magically discover they have a similar issue occurring right now, and they are about to go on a journey together. That is more important than Santos getting his terrible kick blocked by GB.
November 20, 2024 at 1:04 PM
No one wants to think about the Bears at the moment. As luck would have it, Dan and Bill magically discover they have a similar issue occurring right now, and they are about to go on a journey together. That is more important than Santos getting his terrible kick blocked by GB.
Does anyone know where Matt Eberflus was on Jan 6th?
November 18, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Does anyone know where Matt Eberflus was on Jan 6th?
Do you think someone needs to tell George McCaskey what happened today because he was busy hunting down milk and cookies for Virginia during the 4Q?
November 18, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Do you think someone needs to tell George McCaskey what happened today because he was busy hunting down milk and cookies for Virginia during the 4Q?
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The Bears didn't even talk to Jim Harbaugh. He was too scary.
November 18, 2024 at 2:31 AM
The Bears didn't even talk to Jim Harbaugh. He was too scary.
I can’t believe the Packers almost lost to Matt Eberflus.
November 17, 2024 at 9:12 PM
I can’t believe the Packers almost lost to Matt Eberflus.
If someone unplugs Eberflus’s headset today do you think anyone would notice?
November 17, 2024 at 3:54 PM
If someone unplugs Eberflus’s headset today do you think anyone would notice?
Is today the day our love for Caleb is rekindled?
November 17, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Is today the day our love for Caleb is rekindled?
People of Bluesky! Quote a favourite film using gifs only.
November 15, 2024 at 10:28 PM
People of Bluesky! Quote a favourite film using gifs only.
Do the Bears have to play this weekend or can we sim to the offseason “oops we did it again” presser with George’s mustache front and center
November 15, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Do the Bears have to play this weekend or can we sim to the offseason “oops we did it again” presser with George’s mustache front and center
It’s a refreshing feeling scrolling one’s feed without being pummeled with ads for a new energy drink company that is probably owned by a Grand Dragon
November 15, 2024 at 4:46 AM
It’s a refreshing feeling scrolling one’s feed without being pummeled with ads for a new energy drink company that is probably owned by a Grand Dragon