Zero Doinks is back for Season 7. So much has changed since S6 ended with the golden foot of Cairo breaking the hearts of Packers fans. BJ said yes to Kevin Warren and the Bears braintrust. Virginia McCaskey is dead. Dick Jauron? Also dead. But we have never felt more alive.

Will the Bears losing streak end in 2024? We doubt it. Join us as we wrap up the 2024 version of Zero Doinks and will return after a new coach (and GM?) is hired. We love you, we want your Christmas to be very special and drunk

Four games left to extend a seven-game losing streak. Is this just going to be our lives, forever, until we are dead? Never thought that Grover would be a permanent guest on the show, giving his weekly award. Plus an explosive “Keep An Eye On Dan” puts Dan Doinks on his heels

Anyone going to miss Flus? We feel weird about Kevin Warren being in charge. Ryan Poles, you’ve been naughty. This week’s weird episode.

My best guess as to why there was a delay in firing Flus Friday morning, and the reason the braintrust sent him to face the press one last time?

It was car wash time for Kevin Warren (no, not the Pat Fitzgerald locker room kind)

Thomas Brown and Caleb Williams. Should we keep this tandem together? Caleb looks unbelievable. Is Flus fired yet? Join us as we prepare for the inevitable Lions murder that’s about to happen. Much love to Onebar and Lupagus, congrats to their Vikings.

Which one is your guy?

No one wants to think about the Bears at the moment. As luck would have it, Dan and Bill magically discover they have a similar issue occurring right now, and they are about to go on a journey together. That is more important than Santos getting his terrible kick blocked by GB.

Always a good sign when your team is going to feature its third OC in 11 games. What a sh!tshow. Again. Come for the rants, stay for the return of Keep An Eye On Dan